‘Batman v Superman XXX’ Exists, Because of Course Why Not.

Come on, stop pretending that stuff like this still surprises you.

Back when I was writing for Comicgasm, I encountered this lovely little film called Batman XXX that would pave the way for a lot of comic book porn parodies. As in a lot.

Seriously though, I still can’t believe that there’s such a huge demand for porn stars dressing up like superheroes while schlupping each other that it necessitated a separate studio to produce them.

To be fair, that first Batman XXX movie was well-made. If you skip through the sex scenes (trust me, watching the guy playing Joker bone a few girls while in character tends to make you hit fast-forward) it actually feels like a proper episode of the 60’s Adam West Batman.

The great success of Batman XXX made me interested enough to follow this trend, and to be honest, nothing that came (heh) after it managed to capture what made it so great. The closest one probably Star Wars XXX, and that one had a disturbing Darth Vader-Leia scene because fuck your childhood memories. Once the live-action Simpsons parody came (heh) out, complete with people in yellow paint, porn parodies just became a really depressing thing to follow.

Oh, there’s the Guardians of the Galaxy parody as well. That one featured the visceral horror of a raccoon with boobs.

I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

I still think that this Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice parody is going to be better than the real thing. I mean, come on, have you seen the trailer for Batman v Superman? It took Shia LaBeouf to improve that shit, so I guess throwing in a couple of exposed body parts into that movie and make them go in and out of each other will only make it better.

Anyway, check out the trailer for Batman v Superman XXX:

And here’s a poster:

Of course they just had to use “Justice is Coming,” which I admit is clever. If you’re the type who wats to find out what happens if The Man of Steel goes against The Dark Knight (heh), then Batman v Superman XXX is for you.

Are you going to find yourself watching Batman v Superman XXX after a long week of increasingly bad decisions? Let me know in the comments. Or not.

[H/T io9]