• In this Entry Ade Will Fail To Create A Workable Diet Plan (Again)

    I have a history of trying out a couple of ways to lose weight and failing at them, miserably. Everytime. Losing weight is kind of a pressing matter for me, because I am slowly starting to resemble a blimp and blimps walking around in malls aren’t generally accepted in society. Anyway, yeah, diet. I need…

  • And There Was That Time Jollibee Showed Up On Glee

    Apparently, it takes just a little for people to get excited over mundane shit. You see, yesterday, Jollibee was on Glee. And the internet literally just exploded. No, the kids of Glee didn’t eat there or anything. They just danced in front of the fucking store, in a dream sequence, and of course it was…

  • Iron Man 2 Review

    Over at Comicgasm, RJ and I sat down and thought about Iron Man 2. This was pretty difficult for me, because you know I think about Batman most of the time, and switching over that brain power to think about Iron Man was pretty draining. But there was way too much about Iron Man 2…

  • An Open Letter to the Guy Wearing a Jejeje Cap Sitting on the Table in Front of Me

    Dear Guy Wearing a Jejeje Cap Sitting on the Table in Front of Me, Cool cap. No, seriously. I’ve always admired people who took risks for whatever they believe in, even if it means a little bit of their humanity dies every time they fight for their beliefs. And trust me, nothing has destroyed the…

  • Stream of Consciousness

    I’m at work, and I’m battling a huge headache. I don’t even know what to write about anymore. It’s like everything in my brain just dried up and I’m left with nothing but unintelligible sounds bouncing back and forth between my two hemispheres. And wow, that was a pretentious way of saying I’m suffering from…

  • It's Sammer!!!! or, Oh dear Lord this frigging heat is unbearable

    You know, for a while I totally forgot that I had a blog. You see, I’ve been buried neck down in work (no, really) and a lot of other extracurricular activities. No, I’m not talking about the illegal kind, you doofus. I’m spending a lot of time working with my three bands, playing the bass…

  • I am Living in a World of Pain

    A couple of days ago, I figured in a small accident. It was the effect of a mixture of stupidity and my inherent clumsiness; I ended up comically landing on the sidewalk. The thing is, the cement seems to have gone through a jackhammer recently, and it was all jagged and shit. To add to…

  • Happy New Year! Huzzah, it's 2010!

    Happy New Year! This is a new beginning, people! New year! New DECADE!

  • Meet Apocalypto the Laptop

    So I finally did it. After months of saving up, I went out and got me a brand-new laptop. You guys all remember the time when I bought my first laptop, right? I saved up for months so I can afford the super-cheap Asus Eee PC 701. I was kind of an idiot back then,…

  • Review: Turtles Forever

    I don’t know about you, but I’m a big TMNT fan. Well, not big enough to make me collect the comics and have Turtle-themed pillowcases to sleep on every night (that honor is reserved solely for Batman), but you get my drift. I did, however, wear TMNT sneakers (it’s green, with the soles pattered after…