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An Open Letter to the Guy Wearing a Jejeje Cap Sitting on the Table in Front of Me

Dear Guy Wearing a Jejeje Cap Sitting on the Table in Front of Me,

Cool cap. No, seriously. I’ve always admired people who took risks for whatever they believe in, even if it means a little bit of their humanity dies every time they fight for their beliefs. And trust me, nothing has destroyed the dignity of more people than that Jejeje Cap. For those of you who haven’t been keeping track, a Jejeje Cap is like the Ashton Kutcher Trucker Cap, only worse:

Jejeje Cap

I might be missing something really important here, man, but last time I checked, caps were meant to be worn pretty snugly on the head. Because they’re supposed to protect us from sunlight and other elements of the weather. They’re not supposed to be adjusted two sizes too small for your head, and to be put on top of your head like something you need to balance the whole time.

Emo Trucker Cap

Seriously, fix your cap: if you ever find yourself in the middle of a strong breeze, you’re going to lose your stupid rainbow-colored cap. Speaking of those horrid colors, the rainbow colors are a bit too weird for my taste. It’s like something out of a bad skittles commercial placed on top of an ugly face.

I suspect that maybe my utter distaste for those fucking caps has something to do with age, but I can’t really complain, since my generation was the one that rocked those elephant pants. Just look at those elephant pants, they’re fucking horrible:

Elephant pants

Wait, wait. Wrong picture.

Elephant Pants
There.

Anyway, despite my past fashion mistakes, I shall file the Jejeje Cap under things I shall never understand. And you, Guy Wearing a Jejeje Cap Sitting on the Table in Front of Me, shall be sitting under my scrutiny the whole time we are indoors, and I shall judge you. Seriously, who the fuck wears a cap indoors and at night?

I take back everything I said. Keep on wearing your cap, it’s more hilarious that way.

Laughing at you from the other table,
Ade

21 Comments

  1. Sofia

    Haha! I don't know about jeje caps since we don't have it here in NY. (Thank God). But we have men here wearing pants with belts so low, that you can see their boxers. jeez.

    The elephant pants was funny. It reminds me of high school days. Guys from other schools wear those during our school fair. Good thing its no longer a trend. Hopefully, it will never come back too

  2. they probably think it's cool, all these jejeje thingy. well, they're absolutely mistaken. ano naman cool 'don? ganda paguuntugin mga ulo nila DX

    • get a life

      let them wear what they want. what do you care its not on your goddamn head. judgmental pieces of shit go fap each other in Starbucks or wherever you insignificant cumbags hangout in .by the way i probably think most of you morons are jejemons i think you guys look the part anyway 😀 stop WHINING

  3. Naah, just pissed off. Can you post a blog about jejetyping din ba? :p

  4. Damnit, you know what I really hate about these grammar idiots called jejemons? Its those stupid caps they wear every time, AND I DO MEAN EVERY TIME! EVEN AT NIGHT! INDOORS! I mean,, what idiot would wear a cap at night indoors, honestly?! And on a really bad day, you'd spot a collective of them, clad with their usual extra baggy clothing and sports socks. Again, what idiot in the right mind would wear something as weird, wait, I take that back, HORRID, as horrid as that? SERIOUSLY?! One question lingers in my mind though. WHERE DID THIS BRUTALLY REVOLTING FASHION STATEMENT COME FROM?! Haha, I swear, should there be a time when I'd pass by someone who dresses like this, and wears a jejeje cap in a very JEJE manner, I'D PUNCH THAT IDIOT IN THE THROAT out of pure frustration and annoyance, and hope that that event would make them come to an epiphany that they do not, I repeat, DO NOT look cool or 'astig' in any way possible. SERIOUSLY!

    I didn't include in this post the way they type and speak because clearly, that's a different story, and even more mind boggling if you think about it. Besides, Ade can better elaborate on this issue than I could, I suppose.

  5. SpyderDan

    Good story man! Now let's stop the &*^%$#@ JEJEJE PEOPLE by clicking on this link:

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-THE-JEJEJE-PEO

  6. I have strong issues against this cap.

    First, I see them EVERYWHERE I go, it's ridiculous! Every time I see one, I just want to swat it out of their heads and punch them in the throat.

    Secondly, what kind of a name is a "jejeje cap"?! That stupid name beats its color scheme any day in my book.

  7. Why is it called the jejeje cap?

  8. arc

    then the jejeje cap becomes a meme like the popped-up douchebag collars or that CSI shades. just imagine – a jejeje cap on TOP of another jejeje cap. we're screwed. at least we'll die laughing at their idiocy

  9. Good thing we passed a new rule at school that bans Jejeje Caps for all eternity.

  10. Starfish

    Thank you for introducing me to the jejeje cap two nights ago.

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