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  • Watching the Leonid Meteor Shower

    Last night found me outside my house, sitting in a lounge chair in my balcony, sipping margaritas with my harem of hot and willing women in bikinis, waiting for a single meteorite from the Leonid Meteor Shower to show up [“But Ade, you don’t have a balcony in real life, much less-” “Shut up, Journalistic…

  • Moratorium: That Jose Mari Chan Christmas Song

    Before anything else, let me post a YouTube video of that cursed song. Please feel free to play it over and over again as you read my blog entry so you can get into my state of mind as I wrote this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVw0wcLTOoE Back when I was a kid, hearing Christmas songs weeks before Christmas…

  • Batman XXX: Now I’ve Officially Seen Everything

    [Note: Originally published on Comicgasm] Yes, you’re looking at Batman and Robin looking down at two women holding their crotches. And yes, it is exactly what it looks like. I know there’s been lots of Batman fanfic porn, but this is like the real deal, yo. Batman XXX is a spoof of the 1960′s Batman…

  • Nokia E63 Review

    My previous blog entry got a grand total of zero comments. Except maybe for that Nigerian dude who wanted to give me his riches for a small price (I’m wiring him my life savings as we speak) and that Japanese girl who wanted me to install this program so I can see her boobs. Right…

  • An Open Letter To Our Future Zombie Overlords

    Dear Future Zombie Overlords, How are you guys? I know you’re really not into small talk, and there really is no reason for you guys would want to talk to us puny humans, especially after the Great Zombie Uprising of the Future will decide that we are inferior to the undead. I don’t know where…

  • Typhoon Ondoy

    Who else here feels like they’ve gone through hell and back? Good. Nice to know that I’m not alone. Okay, I’ll make this quick and dirty. This is one of the worst things that everyone here has gone through in recent memory, and us who are lucky enough to be able to stay in their…

  • AdeFAIL: Fire Exits, Burping, Embarassment

    There’s this small cafeteria I go to during lunch time. Aside from the fact that the food there tastes more or less home-cooked, the price is perfect for a cheapskate like me. Also, the building where the cafeteria is located is a few buildings away from my office and the place is infested with hot…

  • Ade's Christmas Wish List 2009!

    Oh lookee! It’s September, and it’s time to break out the Christmas decorations because Christmas is just around the corner! Okay, not really, because, you see, you can’t put Christmas in a corner because it’s a metaphysical thing we call a holiday, and we really can’t shoehorn holidays in corners and– yeah? Well, fuck you…

  • Spammers Say the Darnest Things

    You see, I can be a bit of a snark at times. But really, I’m a generally nice guy. Shut up or I’ll kick your ovaries so hard they’ll shoot out your nose. Now go make me a turkey sammich. Anyway, I just realized that I’ve been ignoring these spam comments for over a year…

  • Ade And The Salad: An Epic Battle Between Good And Evil

    If you’ve been following my blog for the longest time you would know that I’ve been making one wrong decision after another, and today I decided to turn my life around. This epiphany that I had this morning is almost like waking up next to Emma Watson. But, really. I woke up this morning, looked…