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Watching the Leonid Meteor Shower

By Ade | Published: November 18, 2009

Last night found me outside my house, sitting in a lounge chair in my balcony, sipping margaritas with my harem of hot and willing women in bikinis, waiting for a single meteorite from the Leonid Meteor Shower to show up ["But Ade, you don't have a balcony in real life, much less-" "Shut up, Journalistic [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balcony, Cheverlou, clown makeup, fat clown, fat guy, harem, imaginary friend, imaginary women, king leonidas, Leonid Meteor Shower, margarita, meteor garden, police alarm, women in bikinis, wtf | 15 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa

By Ade | Published: July 27, 2007

I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even! – Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa Okay, not really. In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged actress, ade, admiration, America, case, consecutive times, dominic ochoa, fact, Fashion, fashion model, Fig, friend, girl, God, guy, japanese actress, japanese porn, JLA, Justice League, justice league of america, makeup, maria ozawa, Missy, Model, Nakadashi, nipples, Nymphomaniac, Obscene, Oscar Wilde, Popular, porn star, powerful voice, protests, rock, School, story, Stuff, suck, time, wholesome family | 44 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
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