Merry Christmas, Everybody!

I’ll make this quick. I just want to greet you all a Merry Christmas. I know I haven’t been updating this blog as much as I want to. To make up for that here’s a little video I know you all will enjoy.

Also, sorry.

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Ade’s Christmas Wishlist 2011

Working at a fast-paced company does things to you, namely make you lose track of time and make you forget to update your blog. And I’m pretty surprised at how quick this year went, plus the fact that it’s almost Christmas and I haven’t made a single holiday-related post on my blog is nothing short of shameful. So I’m going to take the easy way out and write a Christmas wishlist post, because I have absolutely no idea what to talk about.

Samurai Umbrella

I like my umbrellas small and portable, but goddammit, Samurai Umbrellas look awesome. Also, I’ve grown too fat and my small girly umbrellas just can’t cut it anymore – any rain stronger than a drizzle and I arrive at the office soaked. So yeah, I want me a Samurai Umbrella. Read More »

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BGRF 3 is Tonight!

I’ve got nothing much to say, except that even though The Man Blog is long dead and gone, we still have the Banana Gangbang Rockfest! My band, Lose Your Beer Belly is playing tonight, along with Fuzz, The Brew, K Wasabi, PePe, and Skylit Star!

We’re playing at Blackbird Makati, located at 9815 Kamagong Street, San Antonio Village, 1203 Makati, Philippines! Here’s a map, by the way.

And this is Anne’s birthday thinger, so let’s go there, have an internet reunion of sorts, get drunk, and watch and laugh at me as I struggle playing the bass!

Thanks to The Blue Amp for helping Anne set it up, too!

See you tonight!

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iOS Games I’m Playing Right Now

You know, I haven’t been updating this blog for a while now. Why do you keep on coming back? It’s not like I’m regaling you with stories of how stupid my life is recently. Do you see me whining here about the assholes I ride with on the MRT? No. And it’s not like I don’t have shit to tell you, my life’s been fucking eventful and all as of late. But this is not what I want to talk about, internet. Let us sit down, while I hold your hand, look deep into your eyes, and wait for you to be genuinely interested in what I have to say.

You see, I seriously want to talk about my favorite iOS games for this month. It’s very important that I have to talk to you about these apps that I love using right now. You know where my weekends go.

The Dark Meadow

I like this game, but it feels like a watered-down Infinity Blade, at least in gameplay. And since Infinity Blade is one of my ultimate all-time favorite iOS games, this shouldn’t bode well for Dark Meadow, right? What this game doesn’t have in gameplay, it makes up for it in storytelling. Dark, creepy, if not a bit repetitive, Dark Meadow is survival horror for iOS done right. I played this game the first time on the day before Halloween, and I swear, I was getting creeped the fuck out. I spit at you, you stupid Silent Hill iOS game, this is how you do it. Read More »

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Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month…

… I’ll just leave this here.

I don’t even know why I’m posting this.

And now, back to our regular blog non-updates!

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  • Hi, I’m Ade…

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