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Inner Child Therapy: New Year’s Resolutions 2010

By Ade | Published: January 11, 2010

INNER CHILD: So, Ade, what are your New Year’s resolutions for 2010? ME: I dunno kid, I’m not really into making resolutions. INNER CHILD: WHAT? You suck. Don’t be a fucking fornicating shit-eating faggot and try to improve yourself for the new decade! ME: … that has got to be the most obscene stream of [...]

Posted in Specials, Stuff | Also tagged annoying inner child, funny inner child, inner child, maria ozawa, new year's resolutions, smart aleck kid, stupid kid | 5 Comments

Meet Apocalypto the Laptop

By Ade | Published: December 31, 2009

So I finally did it. After months of saving up, I went out and got me a brand-new laptop. You guys all remember the time when I bought my first laptop, right? I saved up for months so I can afford the super-cheap Asus Eee PC 701. I was kind of an idiot back then, [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff | Also tagged Acer Aspire 4736ZG, Apocalypto, asus eee pc 701, doom, linux, Mel Gibson, plurk, twitter, windows 7 | 33 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
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