Tag Archives: weird

The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!

By Ade | August 31, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. Today I am taking a break from retardery and updating you about my latest embarrassment and/or sexual misdemeanour by showing you the greatest thing that was ever invented. No, it’s not the wheel, or even the [...]

Posted in Weirdness, wtf | Also tagged cd-r king, dog, laptop-humping, usb, wtf | 22 Comments

Creepy Search Terms That Brought You Here

By Ade | June 26, 2008

Hello there, dear reader. My name is Ade. And I run this blog. And I may or may not know you. You might be following my blog since time immemorial, or you may have just stumbled upon it from a couple of links here and there. Or maybe you’ve stumbled upon my site from Google.
Yes, [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness, wtf | Also tagged australia, creepy, debauchery, girl, google, herpes, manila sex bars 2008, maria ozawa, pattaya, pr0n, search terms, wife, world of warcraft, wtf | 21 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: Writer’s Block

By Ade | June 8, 2008

INNER CHILD: Geez, you look horrible. What’s up?
ME: … I can’t write.
INNER CHILD: Seriously?
ME: Yeah.
INNER CHILD: No way. Writer’s block much?
ME: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me.
INNER CHILD: You’re mean.
ME: No, seriously. I’ve been staring at this goddamn laptop for days already and I can’t come up [...]

Posted in Stuff, inner child therapy | Also tagged id, inner child, writer's block | 14 Comments

BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman

By Ade | June 3, 2008

I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune:
WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman after being hit by a commercial motorcycle (Okada) on Aba/Port Harcourt Expressway.
Nigerian Tribune learnt that three [...]