Tag Archives: rock

Banana Gangbang Rock Festival 2: For The Second Time Around Again!

By Ade | Published: July 16, 2010

Hey guys, remember The Man Blog? I know it’s been down for some time already but guess what, they managed to get the site back online (well, the forums at least) albeit under a new domain name. Awesome poster made by Larry, by the way. To celebrate TMB’s glorious (low-key) comeback, Mike and I decided [...]

Posted in The Man Blog | Also tagged banana gangbang rock fest, banana gangbang rock festival 2, don't bogart the can... man!, FatJack Productions, gig, giniling festival, k wasabi, lose your beer belly, mike test 1 2 1 2, MOOters Ortigas, music, ortigas, sugar hiccup, The Man Blog, the strangeness | 6 Comments

In This Entry Ade Tries To Explain How His Headache Feels Like

By Ade | Published: November 16, 2009

WARNING: Crappy entry ahead. What. I have a migraine. So I was going to sit down and write another installment of Down the Highway, but this stupid headache won’t let me. It’s like two rock creatures were fucking with abandon in my head. Okay, maybe that analogy may be a little too much. I guess [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff | Also tagged analogy, boulder, deus ex machina, filler, frank, frankie, franklyn, headache, incoherent, manny pacquiao, migraine, para sa yo, pebble, ufo | 6 Comments

Last.fm is Robbing me of my Dignity

By Ade | Published: October 22, 2008

So the other day I got me a Last.fm account, mainly because I want to be cool and shit. Also, joining a 3-year old social network that everyone else is tired of is, well, how I roll. Shut up. Anyway, I wanted to prove to my friends how badass and awesome my musical taste is, [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged Barbara Streisand, failures, hall and oates, last.fm, music, playlist, retardicity, the beatles, WTF IS THIS SHIT | 20 Comments

TMB Presents The Banana Gangbang Rock Festival: HOLY CRAP IT WAS AWESOMETASTIC.

By Ade | Published: May 5, 2008

On May 3, 2008, the retarded boys of The Man Blog finally held its highly-anticipated concert, the first-ever Banana Gangbang Rock Festival at Bela Bar in Greenhills. Featuring bands from the members of TMB, it was an awesome night full of face-melting rock and golden beer. Lots of it. More pictures after the jump. Incoming [...]

Posted in The Man Blog | Also tagged banana gangbang rock fest, concert, gig, lose your beer belly, mannequin, sanity kit, tempestuous, The Man Blog, zoo | 33 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa

By Ade | Published: July 27, 2007

I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even! – Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa Okay, not really. In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged actress, ade, admiration, America, case, consecutive times, dominic ochoa, fact, Fashion, fashion model, Fig, friend, girl, God, guy, japanese actress, japanese porn, JLA, Justice League, justice league of america, makeup, maria ozawa, Missy, Model, Nakadashi, nipples, nubile women, Nymphomaniac, Obscene, Oscar Wilde, Popular, porn star, powerful voice, protests, School, story, Stuff, suck, time, wholesome family | 44 Comments

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