Tag Archives: road

BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman

By Ade | June 3, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune:
WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into [...]

Posted in Specials, Weirdness | Also tagged assassin, cat, catwoman, halle berry, motorcycle, nigeria, retarded, stupid, superstition, weird, woman | 16 Comments

There’s a Conspiracy To Keep Me Locked In My House

By Ade | April 20, 2008

A couple of months ago, the water company decided, on a whim, to change all the water pipes in our area. It’s cool with me, considering the fact that most water pipes in this godforsaken country have been laid down way before WW II and are probably clogged with the bones of some Japanese soldier, [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged construction, house, retardicity, water | 19 Comments

Things I’ve Learned From Steven Seagal

I went home to my grandparent’s farm in Laguna. However, I had an appointment the next day and had to leave early so I could prepare for it. What I didn’t anticipate is that leaving early would leave me stuck in traffic, turning the two-hour bus ride into a four-hour nightmare.
The bus I was riding [...]