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Last.fm is Robbing me of my Dignity

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. So the other day I got me a Last.fm account, mainly because I want to be cool and shit. Also, joining a 3-year old social network that everyone else is tired of is, well, how I [...]

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Large Hadron Collider: A Big, Fat, F- You… From SCIENCE!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Large Hadron Collider.

Guess what this weird-looking contraption is for? Well, aside from making jokes about it becoming the biggest bait for “large hard-on” jokes, it’s probably the most awesome thing ever. Before it kills us.
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world’s largest and highest-energy particle accelerator complex, intended to [...]

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Drugstore Clerk Etiquette for Condom-buying Customers

I swear, condom-buying is already as stressful as it is: you have to walk around the store pretending to be buying something totally unrelated, hence you have to pick up random shit like deodorants and paper clips and toenail clippers and toothpaste and merely pretend to stumble upon the condom by accident in case that [...]

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Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot

It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. I know, I know, the reason you return to this blog is that you wanna read up on my [...]

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My Brain Stopped Working And I Was Too Busy To Notice

If you’ve noticed, the frequency of my posts here have been declining in both frequency and quality. I swear I’ve been trying very hard to set aside some time to write something (remotely) substantial but it’s either I don’t have the time or my brain just won’t fucking cooperate.
Okay, maybe I haven’t reached rock bottom [...]

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MRT: An Odoriferous (Mis)Adventure

I totally hate the MRT. I really do. Okay, I appreciate the fact that it’s the quickest and cheapest way to go through EDSA. And if not for the MRT I’d probably be stuck in traffic every morning, cursing the high heavens for it. And probably commit homicide or something.

Fig 1: Mr. T. This is [...]

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In This Entry Ade Runs Out Of Things To Write

Hai gais. My name’s David Hasselhoff. I’m here to inform you that much to my regret, Ade has been taken over by a nasty case of writer’s block and has problems updating his blog.

So he asked me to fill in for him. Oh joy! You and I will be spending [...]

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