Tag Archives: MRT

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, crowd, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, noodle, notch, Open Letters, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, steel, stupid, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday, wtf | 53 Comments

Pointers for the guy who tried to steal my wallet in the MRT

By Ade | Published: January 31, 2009

Man, your last attempt to steal my wallet was a dismal failure. I have never seen a pickpocket crash and burn so spectacularly in my life. How can you expect to feed your children with stolen money if your continue to work that way? But don’t worry, unlike your other victims, I won’t laugh at [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Personal | Also tagged discreet, how to steal a wallet, money, ninja, pickpocket, redneck, stupid, train, wallet | 42 Comments

The Weather Hates Me

By Ade | Published: September 6, 2008

So Friday morning found me running and being epically late for work (as always), right? You see, I could’ve taken a cab, but no, I had to go through a tricycle driver who overcharged me, jump around East Avenue to prevent my untimely demise (being turned into road pizza by a jeep or bus or [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged annoying, commute, hate, jeep, mud, overcharging, puddle, rain, rant, stupid, sun, tricycle, weather | 10 Comments

MRT: An Odoriferous (Mis)Adventure

By Ade | Published: July 30, 2008

I totally hate the MRT. I really do. Okay, I appreciate the fact that it’s the quickest and cheapest way to go through EDSA. And if not for the MRT I’d probably be stuck in traffic every morning, cursing the high heavens for it. And probably commit homicide or something. Fig 1: Mr. T. This [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged armpit, body odor, commute, edsa, flamebait, manila, mr t, putok, rants, retardicity, smoke | 24 Comments

Anger Management, I Fail At It

By Ade | Published: June 1, 2008

I’ve always thought of myself as the most patient person in the world. No, seriously. Just ask my ex girlfriends. (Kidding, ladies. Please don’t kill me.) But I’m becoming really, as in really, cranky and short-tempered as of late and it’s starting to worry me. Anger. It bursts me at the seams. Take this [...]