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Green Lantern Review

Green Lantern, for all intents and purposes, is a huge steaming pile of turd. That was the phrase I was thinking of the whole time I got out of the theater. The thing is, I was already expecting it to be bad, since it has an embarrassing 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I was just [...]

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Iron Man in 5 Minutes

IRON MAN IN 5 MINUTES FADE IN: EXT. INSIDE AN APC CRUISING THROUGH AFGHANISTAN – DAY TONY STARK is flirting with some SOLDIERS TONY STARK Hi, I’m Tony Stark. You might know me as Robert Downey Jr. and I’m perfect for this role because I’m an alcoholic. SOLDIERS OMG we’re in the same van as [...]

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