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Creepy Search Terms That Brought You Here

By Ade | June 26, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. Hello there, dear reader. My name is Ade. And I run this blog. And I may or may not know you. You might be following my blog since time immemorial, or you may have just stumbled [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness, wtf | Also tagged australia, creepy, debauchery, girl, google, herpes, manila sex bars 2008, pattaya, pr0n, search terms, weird, wife, world of warcraft, wtf | 21 Comments

iBlog 4 and The 88db.com Blogger’s Night: Because I Felt The Need To Embarrass Myself More

By Ade | April 27, 2008

If you’ve been reading my blog (I’m pretty sure you don’t. Ass.), you would probably figure out that this blog is a chronicle of my failures and embarrassments, and that I’m pretty sure I just lost all chances of getting a girlfriend or even future employment because of what I’ve been writing. Hence, I felt [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged 88db.com, blog events, blogging, events, iBlog, party, The Man Blog | 53 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: On Aging

Ade:   This morning, I found three gray hairs on my head.
Inner Child:   So?
Ade:   That means I’m growing old, you insensitive sonofabitch.
Inner Child:   And tell me again, why should I care?
Ade:   Um, because you’re part of my subconscious?
Inner Child:   And?
Ade:   I knew it, you couldn’t care less if I’m on the road [...]