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Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot

By Ade | August 15, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. [...]

Posted in inner child therapy | Also tagged filler, inner child, jokes, knock knock jokes, retardicity, unfunny | 21 Comments

Anger Management, I Fail At It

By Ade | June 1, 2008

I’ve always thought of myself as the most patient person in the world. No, seriously. Just ask my ex girlfriends. (Kidding, ladies. Please don’t kill me.) But I’m becoming really, as in really, cranky and short-tempered as of late and it’s starting to worry me.

Anger. It bursts me at the seams.

Take this incident from last [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged anger, anger management, armpit hair, armpits, Facebook, fail, fantasy, fat, MRT, turkey sandwich, zen, zen bubble | 21 Comments

The Retard’s Guide to Life: Stress Management

That bottomless pile of paperwork leers at you from across your desk like some perverted monster. You’ve been buried from the neck down since morning from all those spreadsheets you’ve been trying to finish. Somewhere between Form 71-A and Chart 25-C, your boss screams that he needs to see the MOA because he’s leaving the [...]