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Last time, we talked about that subspecies of Jologs called the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. You know, the black shirt-wearing, beer-bottle toting creatures that inhabit rock concerts like it’s the end of the world. After which, Mike toured us on the wonderful world of Jologs Fashion. Jologs Fashion – now that’s an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

For this edition, I actually wanted to write about the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ subclass called xx E ~ m ~ 0 xx, but seeing how I kept on bashing them here, I really felt that it was too easy.

Just lookit this:

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You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean liner headed for Zanzibar. AND THEN NUKE THE DAMN PLACE!

In this series, I will try to educate you on the different types of jologs and later on teach you how to avoid them, hopefully permanently.

The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/

Look at this fine specimen of jologetry.

This is what we call the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. No, not ROCKER, because rockers are fine upstanding citizens who get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. But they’re geniuses. Some well-known rockers are John Lennon, Ely Buendia, and the like. But r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ are different. They get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. And they’re douchebags.

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