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December 22 is Global Orgasm Day
Thanks to Poldo and Pik Pak Bum, I’ve discovered this certain website that promotes world peace.
Uh, yeah, world peace. What’s wrong with that?
Oh, yeah, I forgot, they’re not your run-of-the-mill unwashed and drugged out hippies. They actually want to promote world peace through Global Orgasm. That means they’re also, um, sexed out.
Preparations for Global Orgasm [...]
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