Tag Archives: inner child

Inner Child Therapy: I’m Pretty Sure I Had A Witty Title For This But I Forgot

By Ade | August 15, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. It’s been quite a while since we heard from my Inner Child, haven’t we? I honestly don’t know what to do with this next Inner Child Therapy session since I haven’t been emo and shit lately. [...]

Posted in inner child therapy | Also tagged filler, jokes, knock knock jokes, lolz, retardicity, unfunny | 21 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: Writer’s Block

By Ade | June 8, 2008

INNER CHILD: Geez, you look horrible. What’s up?
ME: … I can’t write.
INNER CHILD: Seriously?
ME: Yeah.
INNER CHILD: No way. Writer’s block much?
ME: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me.
INNER CHILD: You’re mean.
ME: No, seriously. I’ve been staring at this goddamn laptop for days already and I can’t come up [...]

Posted in Stuff, inner child therapy | Also tagged id, weird, writer's block | 14 Comments

The Retard’s Guide to Life: Stress Management

That bottomless pile of paperwork leers at you from across your desk like some perverted monster. You’ve been buried from the neck down since morning from all those spreadsheets you’ve been trying to finish. Somewhere between Form 71-A and Chart 25-C, your boss screams that he needs to see the MOA because he’s leaving the [...]