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Bugsy The Talking Bunny

By Ade | November 10, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. Random memory from 18 years ago:
Apparently, I thought I was born in the year of the rabbit and had a strange obsession with the animal. Hell, I even thought my buck teeth were indicative of the [...]

Posted in Stuff, foot in mouth | Also tagged 7 years old, embarassing, lol, memory, pets, rabbit, talking rabbit | 22 Comments

Drugstore Clerk Etiquette for Condom-buying Customers

By Ade | August 25, 2008

I swear, condom-buying is already as stressful as it is: you have to walk around the store pretending to be buying something totally unrelated, hence you have to pick up random shit like deodorants and paper clips and toenail clippers and toothpaste and merely pretend to stumble upon the condom by accident in case that [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged condoms, embarrassment, john candy, laughed at, retardicity, schmade, secks | 27 Comments

Know your Jologs Part 1

You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean [...]