Tag Archives: girlfriend

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

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When They Say the Chicken Is Hot, They Frickin’ Mean It.

The girlfriend and I love this quaint little restaurant near her school. The place serves awesome pasta, ginormous porkchops, and their specialty, buffalo wings. You see, I love buffalo wings. If there was a kid in chicken wing school who bullied all those nerdy asthmatic chicken wings and gave them wedgies, it must be the [...]

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Rants. Also, Sneezing

So I realized I’ve been ranting too much on this blog. Well, if you did spend the morning commute with some schmuck’s armpit stuck to your face, you’d probably be ranting as much as I would first thing when you open up your blog, but that’s beside the point. You see, I’ve had a few [...]

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While Everyone Else Was UAAP-Crazy…

… I was treading floodwater. In the picture: Ateneo celebrating their UAAP victory The girlfriend watched the UAAP game yesterday, and we decided to have a nice dinner after the game while everyone around us was going batshit crazy because of the celebratory mood (or for Lasallians, gloomy mood) in the air. So off I [...]

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