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Creepy Search Terms That Brought You Here

By Ade | Published: June 26, 2008

Hello there, dear reader. My name is Ade. And I run this blog. And I may or may not know you. You might be following my blog since time immemorial, or you may have just stumbled upon it from a couple of links here and there. Or maybe you’ve stumbled upon my site from Google. [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged australia, creepy, debauchery, google, herpes, manila sex bars 2008, maria ozawa, pattaya, pr0n, search terms, weird, wife, world of warcraft, wtf | 21 Comments

An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator

By Ade | Published: June 23, 2008

Dear Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, So I was standing in the elevator minding my own business, right? And I was busy talking to The Mordo and Helga, minding my own business when your group just came in barging. I counted between 7-10 people. It should’ve been an ordinary crowded elevator [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged accident, bird, eitits, elevator, lol, Open Letters, retardicity, stupid, The Man Blog, tite | 30 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa

By Ade | Published: July 27, 2007

I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even! – Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa Okay, not really. In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged actress, ade, admiration, America, case, consecutive times, dominic ochoa, fact, Fashion, fashion model, Fig, friend, God, guy, japanese actress, japanese porn, JLA, Justice League, justice league of america, makeup, maria ozawa, Missy, Model, Nakadashi, nipples, nubile women, Nymphomaniac, Obscene, Oscar Wilde, Popular, porn star, powerful voice, protests, rock, School, story, Stuff, suck, time, wholesome family | 44 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.