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Review: The Machine Girl

By Ade | August 20, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. When you ask me what my favorite movie is, I’d probably stay quiet for a while and give you some pretentious artsy shit like City of God, or even the incomprehensible Babel to impress you. And [...]

Posted in Reviews | Also tagged blood, chainsaws, disembodied finger sushi, drill bra, flying limbs and heads, japanese movie, machine girl, ninjas, revenge, review, tempura, yakuza | 19 Comments

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ME: Whichever way is faster is fine by me, but yes, EDSA sounds good.
DRIVER: Well then, EDSA it is. Brace yourself–
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