Tag Archives: fat

I Think My Old Friends Are Scared Of Me

By Ade | June 10, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. Little-known fact about me: I used to be part of UST’s Campus Ministry back in college. Yes, I used to volunteer and facilitate recollections, retreats, and similar activities. And yes, I also stood on stage and [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff | Also tagged blog, campus ministry, creepy, friends, lol, retardicity, scary, ust | 39 Comments

Anger Management, I Fail At It

By Ade | June 1, 2008

I’ve always thought of myself as the most patient person in the world. No, seriously. Just ask my ex girlfriends. (Kidding, ladies. Please don’t kill me.) But I’m becoming really, as in really, cranky and short-tempered as of late and it’s starting to worry me.

Anger. It bursts me at the seams.

Take this incident from last [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged anger, anger management, armpit hair, armpits, Facebook, fail, fantasy, lolz, MRT, turkey sandwich, zen, zen bubble | 21 Comments

Know your Jologs Part 1

You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean [...]