Tag Archives: emo

Down The Highway: An Advice Column For Emos - 10

By Ade | October 5, 2008

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My life is, like, so dark and lonely… It is one deep abyss and it calls out to me… I reach out, and hands touch the cold, cold wind of suffering…
It is yet another moment [...]

Posted in DtH | Also tagged advice column, caps lock, friendster, sad, snark, wrist-slashing | 26 Comments

New Relationships, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

By Ade | July 19, 2008

Tell me if you haven’t felt this when starting a new relationship after a series of failed ones: your past failures, whether real or imagined, will always come back to haunt you. Granted, the new girlfriend will most definitely be not be like my exes (Psychotic stalker-ish otaku ex? Psuedo-fashionista with absolutely no fashion sense [...]

Posted in Personal, Stuff, serious | Also tagged dating, ex-girlfriends, flowers, new relationships, relationships | 22 Comments

Sorsi Would Make A Pretty Badass Life Coach

By Ade | June 17, 2008

Know what scares me? I’ve been getting these awesometastic bouts of depression lately. I know that you’d probably either go “Oh, look, there’s Ade, overdramatizing again about his trivial problems. Let’s laugh at him!” or “Ade, here’s some Xanax. Please overdose yourself ktnx.” or “Ade, you need to get laid. Hey that rhymes!” or “Look, [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged depression, faggotry, funny, KFC chicken, kring, life coach, lulz, retardicity, sorsi | 26 Comments

Halloes Ladies.

By Ade | May 25, 2008

Let’s just say last week was pretty weird for me. I’d rather not go into details, but let me just say the weirdness went into automatic proportions (a private joke there, har har har- what.) which rather left me depressed for the remainder of the week. If not for Sorsi I’d probably be depressed still. [...]