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The Russian War on Emo

MOSCOW – Apparently, them Russians have had enough of their kids dressing weirdly. Fed up with their children’s black-dressing and bad hair ways, the Russian government is passing a law that will effectively ban emo hairstyles and emo dress styles in schools and government buildings. A behind-the-scenes look at the legislative process. The laws are [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 11

Seriously, there’s no better way to kick off February’s round of Valentine’s-related posts than a couple of letters from our favorite advice column for those funny-looking kids we like to laugh at and kick around and lovingly call emos, Down The Highway! Dear DtH, The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column For Emos – 10

Dear DtH, My life is, like, so dark and lonely… It is one deep abyss and it calls out to me… I reach out, and hands touch the cold, cold wind of suffering… It is yet another moment of my longing to free me from these shackles of eternal longing of happiness that I will [...]

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New Relationships, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Tell me if you haven’t felt this when starting a new relationship after a series of failed ones: your past failures, whether real or imagined, will always come back to haunt you. Granted, the new girlfriend will most definitely be not be like my exes (Psychotic stalker-ish otaku ex? Psuedo-fashionista with absolutely no fashion sense [...]

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Sorsi Would Make A Pretty Badass Life Coach

Know what scares me? I’ve been getting these awesometastic bouts of depression lately. I know that you’d probably either go “Oh, look, there’s Ade, overdramatizing again about his trivial problems. Let’s laugh at him!” or “Ade, here’s some Xanax. Please overdose yourself ktnx.” or “Ade, you need to get laid. Hey that rhymes!” or “Look, [...]

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