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An Open Letter To The Taxi Driver Who Talks Way Too Much About His Bird

By Ade | Published: June 23, 2011

Good Day Mister Taxi Driver, The moment I hailed you, 60-year old elderly taxi driver who doesn’t look like he can harm a fly, I thought I was going to have a nice and quiet ride home. You see, I had a long day at work, and to top it off, I was drunk and [...]

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An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator

By Ade | Published: June 23, 2008

Dear Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, So I was standing in the elevator minding my own business, right? And I was busy talking to The Mordo and Helga, minding my own business when your group just came in barging. I counted between 7-10 people. It should’ve been an ordinary crowded elevator [...]

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An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT

By Ade | Published: April 17, 2007

Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT, I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you haven’t had secks since like forever. I pity you. But not enough for pity secks. [...]

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