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Meme: Names I Go By (BORING TITLE! HUZZAH!)

By Ade | Published: October 12, 2008

So I’ve been tagged by Christine The Jew. So you know, I’m really not into answering memes, but I’m fighting off a flu and my brain’s totally not functioning, so yeah, I’ll do a big case of the lazy and answer that meme. Basically, the premise is simple: Share the different names that different people [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged adrian, gerald, jew, kring, meme, memes, names, noelle, ozy, tahn, yel | 30 Comments

AdeFAIL: Random McDonald’s Girl

By Ade | Published: September 22, 2008

Flashback to a few months ago: So The Mordo and I were hanging out at the McDonald’s near the office. Also, we were taking shelter from the rain (and we were finding an excuse to not go back to work) when this Kylie Minogue song played on the muzak. Since we consider ourselves experts on [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged embarassment, failures, foot in mouth, kylie minogue, mcdonalds, music, the mordo | 18 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade and I made out with Maria Ozawa

By Ade | Published: July 27, 2007

I’d hit it. Twice! Thrice, even! – Oscar Wilde on Maria Ozawa Fig. 1: Maria Ozawa Okay, not really. In case you have been living under a rock for the past two years, Maria Ozawa is this wonderfully beautiful Japanese actress who starred in wholesome family-friendly films such as “Obscene Nymphomaniac 5″, “Let’s Do It [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged actress, admiration, America, case, consecutive times, dominic ochoa, fact, Fashion, fashion model, Fig, friend, girl, God, guy, japanese actress, japanese porn, JLA, Justice League, justice league of america, makeup, maria ozawa, Missy, Model, Nakadashi, nipples, nubile women, Nymphomaniac, Obscene, Oscar Wilde, Popular, porn star, powerful voice, protests, rock, School, story, Stuff, suck, time, wholesome family | 44 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.