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Doctor Who: Last Christmas Trailer

In “Last Christmas,” the 2014 Doctor Who Christmas Special, the Doctor and Clara team up with Santa Claus and his elves to save the universe. Pretty much a great idea. Can’t wait for Christmas so I can watch this.

Also, if they won’t use the Wham! song in this episode, I will be severely disappointed, Moffat.

Ade’s Christmas Wishlist 2014

Oh look, it’s December! What do you want for Christmas? I’m pretty sure you have a great wishlist. But since we’re on the topic, how about you check out the things I want for Christmas?

Fender Jaguar Bass

I have a dream bass every year, and it changes a lot. This is this year’s dream bass, Seriously, look at that sexy beast. It’s either the Jaguar or this fantastic Rickenbacker that I still have not given up on owning.

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“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Teaser Trailer is here!

I seriously never thought I’d see another new Star Wars movie in my lifetime. But here it is, The Force Awakens, and it’s coming next year. And it looks like it’s taken the best parts of the original trilogy and set the dial to 11.

So go and click play, and may the force be with you.

But let’s talk about that lightsaber. How awesome is that one? And who else got goosebumps when the Star Wars theme came on?

Are you excited for The Force Awakens? Let me know in the comments!

Doctor Who Series 8 Starts in 8 Days!

I don’t know about you, but it’s been far too long since we’ve had a proper Doctor Who fix. We were left hanging after Matt Smith regenerated into Peter Capaldi way back in December’s The Time of the Doctor. Now it’s eight days before August 23, and we’ll get to watch Capaldi play a reportedly darker Doctor.

Are you excited? I know I am. Sound off your thoughts in the comments!

New Superman Image From "Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice" Teases A Whole Lot Of Nothing

So last night, DC released this new image of Superman from the impossibly-titled Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice.

So here’s Superman standing and scowling at the rooftops of what appears to be Gotham City. Probably moments before Batman pounces on him and stabs him with a kryptonite knife.

So he has very minimal costume changes, but apparently a whole lot of fanboys have started to dissect the image and see what minuscule clues a heavily-photoshopped image can provide for the plot of a movie that is coming out in two years. Continue reading

New Year's Resolutions for 2014 (That I Will Probably Break)

Now that 2013 is coming to a close, it’s time to reflect on the year that passed. Think about all the things you’ve done, the experiences you’ve had to get to this point, and finally all the things you’ve learned this year. This is the new year, and I know you want to take all these lessons and have an epiphany and change your life for the better. But most of us will just go back to our old routines and be the same old people we were before the holidays. Continue reading

Merry Christmas!

Funny Santa Claus

Hey there, guys! At this time I’m probably out of town at some family function. So here it is, I’m greeting all of my readers (whoever’s left; I bet you all got sick of me a long time ago) a Merry Christmas! Or Happy Holidays. Or Happy Hanukkah.

Anyway, I found the perfect Christmas song for you. Turn up your volume really loud, play this video, close your eyes, and feel the Christmas spirit wash over you.

How’s your Christmas so far? Enjoy this day!

What's on your Christmas Wish List this year?

So Christmas is fast approaching, and I can definitely say that I’m feeling the Christmas spirit more this year than the last, er, five years. Usually at this time of year I’d be caught up in a massive bout of depression and I’d go around telling people how much I hate this season, go wild whenever I hear that cursed Jose Mari Chan song, and tell kids that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.

I honestly don’t know what changed, and frankly, I don’t care. I’m just really starting to enjoy myself.

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So You've Partied Too Hard and Twerked in Front of Everybody

… why is everybody staring at me?

My friend, you just did what kids nowadays call “twerking.”

Twer-WHAT?

You know, twerking. You bend over, and shake your pelvis so hard your butt jiggles or something.

But I don’t remember anything.

Do you remember that bottle of Jack you downed in under an hour?

No? That explains a lot.

Okay, so I twerked. Everybody must be doing it, right? So why the hell is everyone making a big deal out of it?

You can answer that yourself. Let me ask you a series of questions and you’ll come to the right conclusion in a bit.

What? No. I wanna know why-

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Watch RomCom in #CutTheCrap at Route 196!

So after a month or two of staying quiet, RomCom is back! We’re playing for Muni’s #CutTheCrap gig this June 15, Saturday at Route 196! We’re playing with Pedicab, Ciudad, Slow Hello, Your Imaginary Friends, and No Rome.

In case you haven’t heard us yet, here’s our EP, “It’s Tight Like Prom Night!” which you can download here.

Show starts at 9PM. Gate price is 250 bucks. See you!

Poster by Rob Cham!

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