Monthly Archives: June 2011

An Open Letter To The Taxi Driver Who Talks Way Too Much About His Bird

By Ade | Published: June 23, 2011

Good Day Mister Taxi Driver, The moment I hailed you, 60-year old elderly taxi driver who doesn’t look like he can harm a fly, I thought I was going to have a nice and quiet ride home. You see, I had a long day at work, and to top it off, I was drunk and [...]

Posted in Personal | Tagged bird, penis, taxi, taxi driver, too much informaton | 12 Comments

Green Lantern Review

By Ade | Published: June 20, 2011

Green Lantern, for all intents and purposes, is a huge steaming pile of turd. That was the phrase I was thinking of the whole time I got out of the theater. The thing is, I was already expecting it to be bad, since it has an embarrassing 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I was just [...]

Posted in Reviews | Tagged bad movie, green lantern, hal jordan, movies, ryan reynolds, warner brothers | 8 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
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