Archive | February, 2007

The Unofficial List of All Things Wrong With Metro Manila

25 Feb

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Know Your Jologs: The gAnGzTaHs

23 Feb

This entry is part 2 of 4 in the series Know Your Jologs

Last time, we talked about that subspecies of Jologs called the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. You know, the black shirt-wearing, beer-bottle toting creatures that inhabit rock concerts like it’s the end of the world. After which, Mike toured us on the wonderful world of Jologs Fashion. Jologs Fashion – now that’s an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

For this edition, I actually wanted to write about the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ subclass called xx E ~ m ~ 0 xx, but seeing how I kept on bashing them here, I really felt that it was too easy.

Just lookit this:

emo jologs
What part of this can you NOT find funny?!
(Thanks to Jepoy for the pic)

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Bluefish yay!

19 Feb

By the way, I’ve been accepted in the Bluefish Blog Network. Yay for me!

upgrading…

19 Feb

Upgrading to WP 2.1 in progress… done.

Marge reacts

19 Feb

Marge, a friend of mine, reacts to the sudden flurry of activity on my blog.

What is satire

19 Feb

If you plan to troll me, you might want to read this first.

Manna From Heaven?

17 Feb

We just got this from a neighbor:

If you’re wondering what that stuff is, it’s called Hemin and it’s supposedly the bread of Padre Pio.

The bread is called Hemin. It is the bread of Padre Pio and it comes from the Vatican. It brings good luck to every family that eats it.

Benj received the same dough a few days ago, and he’s, to put it bluntly, grossed out. According to the leaflet that came with the goo, you have to let it stand for a few days, add flour, milk, and sugar, and then bake it. Then eat the baked fermented dough. Also, you have to leave a small portion of the dough to ferment and give it away to the next unsuspecting victim devotee. (BTW, I didn’t take a picture of the stuff, so I googled it and found a pic here.)

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