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The Noisy Man's Yearend Recap: Top Posts for 2007

Happy New Year everyone! 2007 has come and gone, and has assraped us all so awesomely.


Google Image Search result for “New Year”. Let the WTFs roll.

This year has like been the worst year of my life for reasons I can’t blog about lest this turns into a mushy emofest like LiveJournal. So instead I’ll distract you from badgering me about the details of my sucky year and present you with the obligatory best of 2007 post. I did this last year, and this is one of the few times where I actually do a meme of sorts, and for my new readers, this is a chance to sift through the best of my overly convoluted archives.

So now that I’ve got that lame intro out of the way, here’s the best of 2007. Read on:

  • On Fitting Rooms – I know, this might probably suck because I wrote this like three days ago and I’m inclined to believe this is one of my best articles, even though I got a paltry comment count on that bitch. But still, this is the closest I got to getting laid in the longest time. Shut up.
  • Taxi Ride – A recollection of the worst taxi ride in history.
  • One Fine Day At Work – It took me a week to write this. Seriously. However, this comment (from Noelle) made the hard work all worth it: “This made me scratch my head. Maybe I should smoke some weed, THEN read the article.” Kinda sums up the rest of my blog.
  • An Open Letter to Myself. From Myself. – This is me hitting rock bottom, getting drunk, and being found a day later singing a Village People song along Ortigas Avenue. And no, Donya Quixote, I do not have photographic evidence, sry.
  • Rock Star Existentialism – This shows how deep and philosophical my bandmates are. Seriously. I mean, Porn, Meds and Rock n’ Roll? Those guys are like the new Beatles and nobody even notices us. Assholes.
  • Buying Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows – Harry Potter 7 was the biggest book event ever for 2007. What kind of blogger am I if I didn’t do my share in posting the spoilers on the internet to make little kids and fanboys cry?
  • BREAKING NEWS: The Man Blog Declares Coup D’état! OMG! – The Trillanes brouhaha at the Manila Pen was one of the biggest news stories of 2007. Just like any responsible blogger, I just had to make fun of it.
  • The entire Know your Jologs series – This has been like the biggest thing on my blog ever. I had a handful of flamers (three), death threats (one), marriage proposals (from some dude named “Carlito”), and I’ve been chased by college girls (I keed not). And I’m still living in fear of the lawsuits. Oh wait, they can’t afford it.
  • Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting – Women have a natural tendency to be thin. And no matter how much they stay in the kitchen, they can never grow fat, especially the hot ones. Yet they perpetually starve themselves to death because they think they’re fat. And in this article, I expose the truth about diets.
  • Gay Best Friend. Only Straight. – This is me being emo and me being totally whiny about girls telling me the sordid details of their sex lives while I don’t get any. Well, thinking about it, because I know much about their sex lives I’m like having sex by proxy with five women on a regular basis. Awesome as it sounds, it actually does suck, mind you. You should try it sometime.
  • An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT – Probably my second most controversial post for the year 2007, next to Know Your Jologs. You know why? I got hate from certain gays because I used the word “faggort”. Those fags. Also, there was this douche who insisted I was gay for not letting that fag feel me up. I know, WTF right?
  • Rejected Filipino Dubs: Harry Potter – Yeah, I totally forgot this one. Thanks to Jeff, I was able to put this into the list, albeit belatedly. And this is another article teeming with faggotry. As if Harry Potter wasn’t faggoty enough, I just had to make him do swardspeak. So much for Noisy Noisy Man.

So yeah, that’s pretty much it. What about you guys? What are your favorite entries from your blog?


19 Comments

  1. Yeehaw! Thanks for the link juice, Ade! 😉 But I really thought your "Back to the Dungeons" post was one of your funniest. And yes, I was linked in it, too. I'm shameless, I know. 😀

  2. I wish i had the balls to post something like your "know your jologs" series

    And i love your "gay bestfriend only straight" post. Happy new year

  3. i heart this one

    "BREAKING NEWS: The Man Blog Declares Coup D’état! OMG! " wheredyougetthat-stormstroopers-photo?lol

    Happy_New_Year man =) rock on.

    finch's last blog post..NewYears-Beschluß ?

  4. Ade

    [quote comment="118703"]Holy shit finally! You're awesome, Ade! Hope to meet you one of these days. And continue blogging, please. We need your lulz to entertain us. Mwah!

    [/quote]

    Hey thanks for that kickass comment! I'll be writing more, don't worry. And what sort of troubles have you been getting with posting on my blog?

    [quote comment="118685"]The Jologs entry cracked me up. Why in heavens' name do they pose that way anyway? Here's to more funny posts! Happy New Year Ade.

    [/quote]

    Thank you for reading "Know your Jologs". I certainly hope i don't get banned from visiting your house.

    [quote comment="118686"]Actually, my favorite post you've written was the "Gay Best Friend. Only Straight." one because, aside from your wacky way of expressing your thoughts about your role whenever you are with your girl friends, I can relate to it somehow.

    A lot of girls I've befriended are telling me that I'm too nice, which contradicts my title for "The Hell Bent". Got to change the image, I guess. LOL.

    Wishing a happy and successful 2008 ahead of you, Ade! Thanks for dropping by my blog! 🙂

    [/quote]

    Thanks for dropping by as well!

    [quote comment="118707"]Happy New Year to you man! More power to you and your blog! 😀

    Btw, love the header graphic. Great job. 😀

    [/quote]

    Thanks for noticing. Took me five days to make that header image. 😛

    [quote comment="118687"]I loved the fake HP dub XD

    Benta haha,

    And I'm your girl counterpart..I'm the 'one of the boys' type of girl..well, I was anyway

    Lovin your top posts of the year. Ang galing.

    Happy New Year!

    [/quote]

    Happy new year as well! 😀

  5. Happy New Year to you man! More power to you and your blog! 😀

    Btw, love the header graphic. Great job. 😀

    Jaypee's last blog post..JaypeeOnline Recap: The Year That Was 2007

  6. Holy shit finally! You're awesome, Ade! Hope to meet you one of these days. And continue blogging, please. We need your lulz to entertain us. Mwah!

    FunnySexy's last blog post..Funny+Sexy?s Top 5

  7. I HOPE THIS WORKS COZ I CAN'T FRIGGIN POST ON YOUR BLOG WTF HAPPY NEW YEAR

    FunnySexy's last blog post..Funny+Sexy?s Top 5

  8. Ann

    I loved the fake HP dub XD
    Benta haha,

    And I’m your girl counterpart..I’m the ‘one of the boys’ type of girl..well, I was anyway

    Lovin your top posts of the year. Ang galing.

    Happy New Year!

    Ann’s last blog post..007

  9. Your rejected Filipino dub was hilarious. I'm soooo going to steal that idea from you someday.

    That's the most perfect group jumping picture I've ever seen.

    Exene's last blog post..Granny Is A Pervert

  10. Actually, my favorite post you've written was the "Gay Best Friend. Only Straight." one because, aside from your wacky way of expressing your thoughts about your role whenever you are with your girl friends, I can relate to it somehow.

    A lot of girls I've befriended are telling me that I'm too nice, which contradicts my title for "The Hell Bent". Got to change the image, I guess. LOL.

    Wishing a happy and successful 2008 ahead of you, Ade! Thanks for dropping by my blog! 🙂

    Dan Hellbound's last blog post..Year-Ender.

  11. The Jologs entry cracked me up. Why in heavens' name do they pose that way anyway? Here's to more funny posts! Happy New Year Ade.

    Noemi's last blog post..Recap of The Year 2007 as a Blogger

  12. well, people wanna know if you’ll ever get secks.

    (c’mon, give in to keysi already haha)

    the jester-in-exile’s last blog post..Dogs’ Day Out

  13. 3 out 11 posts about gay activity = 27.272727272727272727272727272727272727272727% gayness?

    Rico’s last blog post..Should I Get a PlayStation Portable?

  14. Ade

    [quote comment="118670"]I somehow thought your Harry Potter dub post would make the list but alas. I've had like 5-10 people in the office give me a link to that post and I'd go "yea we were in this blogger event thing just the other day"

    You're a celeb, Ade. Wow

    [/quote]

    Oh damn. I forgot that one. thanks for telling me, and I was able to update my list.

    And what? People's been sending you links to my blog? But the more surprising thing is… people read my blog?

  15. I somehow thought your Harry Potter dub post would make the list but alas. I've had like 5-10 people in the office give me a link to that post and I'd go "yea we were in this blogger event thing just the other day"

    You're a celeb, Ade. Wow

    jeff's last blog post..A thousand words

  16. LOL

    keysi's last blog post..Conversations With An A-hole

  17. Ade

    [quote comment="118666"]i dunno if 2008 just might turn out any worse for you.

    (let's hope not haha)

    [/quote]

    Well, GAYsi over there's badgering me for secks. Methinks it's a bad sign.

  18. i dunno if 2008 just might turn out any worse for you.

    (let's hope not haha)

    the jester-in-exile's last blog post..The Year-End Report of The Journal of The Jester-in-Exile (or, hello to that off-and-on visitor from the Czech Republic; ag-shot-tayo, kayatmo aya?)

  19. Ade

    [quote comment="118663"]

    oh. you bad person. 🙁 if i say please will you give in?

    [/quote]

    Now I shall tell Steel how you plan to cheat on him!

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