Today I am taking a break from retardery and updating you about my latest embarrassment and/or sexual misdemeanour by showing you the greatest thing that was ever invented. No, it’s not the wheel, or even the combustion engine. Atomic bomb? Not even close. Beer? Well, beer’s important, but not close.
Ladies and gents, I present the amazing laptop-humping dog:
You may stare at it for a while and wonder what the heck does it do. Does it save your files? Does it cure cancer? Does it work as a contraceptive? Does it hack into the pentagon’s computer system and start off a thermodynamic nuclear war?
No. Awesome as those possible applications may be, the amazing laptop-humping dog does something even better.
It humps laptops.
(duh.)
This is such a revelation. Think of the possibilities! Imagine how useful and awesome this is. I swear, whoever invented this deserves a nobel prize or something for most innovative computer thingamajig. So there, tell me, has your mind been blown away?
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thisgamecalledlove
Haha! How in the world did you find this? Made my day! Dette here, btw 🙂
ark
Wow, this is cool! CD-R King inventors surely have a sense of humor.
Hannah Rika Villasis
LMAO this dog rawks! cdrking rocks my world too.. =.= as for the nobel prize =.= rofl
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Tobey
Nice to have you made like that. You know, a mini version of your nude self humping your laptop. It'll be a great commercial accessory for your readers. Teeeeeeeee
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Laarni
But CD-R King? lol.
Btw, I can see your del.icio.us bookmarks in your feed now?
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joyfulchicken
I want one! How much does it cost?
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Juice
What people come up with these days! Hahahaha 😛
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Ade
I know right? Stupid horny kids. Also, get offa my lawn!
Ann
This would be a perfect gift to so many people I know, which subsequently makes me question my choice of people to hang out with. 😛
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Ade
You're not talking about TMB, are you?
… right?
Najo
Three words: WHAT THE FUCK.
(More words: And from CD-R King?! LMAO!)
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Noelle De Guzman
Double you tee eff.
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Jewel
That is exactly what I need! A humping dog to devirginize my computer's one unused USB port. Hahaha!
The crazy mind of inventors never fail to amaze me.
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Helga
Onga pala, Imma give you a CDR-King shopping list and this will be on it.
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chroniclesofe
Where the fuck can we buy the humping dog!! P.I. Aliw!!! sakit chan ko kakatawa ehehehehhehehehehe
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Gem
I'm wondering if anyone can work with that thing doing "that"!
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Ade
I think it should be a mandatory device in every office!
jhay
OMFG!!! Me wants wan!!!! LOLZ
LOLCats are awesome, but this one scores major points!! 😀
Ade
Know what'll make this more awesome? If it communicates in LOLspeak. And have captions in Impact floating around it.