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Oh Noes! Missing in Action!

Looks like Noelle isn’t the only one having problems going online. However, Noelle’s problems are more systems related while my troubles are more time related. God I miss the internet. I’m falling behind reading my favorite blogs, submitting articles to The Man Blog, and I haven’t even read Annalyn’s email informing me that my interview with Manila Bulletin has been published already!

Ok Ade, so what happened?

Let’s just say I got sucked into an alternate universe where nobody has time to check their email and are forced to answer calls by Americans who can’t find the start button on their computers. We call this alternate universe “reality”.

Um, ok. So what did you do?


I created a new type of ice cream marketed solely at young girls.

Ice Dick

I became so filthy rich in that dimension that I regret coming back here.

Interesting product. Will you market it here as well?

I’d love to, but these strapping young men already beat me to it:


Thanks to Coco for the pic.

You can’t mess with these muscular men, oh no.


How was it like in that other universe?

Well, everything was more or less the same, except for the fact that people loved me and I was a blogging superstar in that world! They even interviewed me and put me on their newspaper.

Really? That is soooo gay! I mean cool! Did you meet someone who didn’t like you?

Oh yes. I met these guys who were a little too, um, aggressive. They were hissing and threatening to “pull their lunches out of their asses” at everyone.

Personally, I think they’re sexually repressed.

So what did you do?

Well, personally wanted to give them flowers and food and chocolates and be BFFs with them. But that’s gay. So I grabbed my Oozinator and prepared to send those kids to hell. But they sent me an army of, um, nekkid soldiers!

And they captured me and sent me back to this plane of existence. It’s sad, really, because I wasn’t able to bring my riches here.


Is there anything else you’d like to add.

Yeah. I learned how to dance.

Really? Can you show me?

Gladly.


OH SNAP!!!1

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This article is meant to show you the dangers of going without sleep for one week straight. You become delusional and a danger to little kids and puppies. Also, comment.

20 Comments

  1. Good thing you're back. Good thing I am.

  2. ^_^

    Haha…

  3. Shucks the penis picture really cracked me up.

    Ade: Busy, busy man.

  4. i want to beat up (mind you. not molest) those sexually repressed kids. so bad.

  5. Oh freakin' snap indeed!!!1

    Hey congrats for the feature, man! You're so dreamy.

  6. hahaha. but still welcome back 🙂

  7. nagmemelt ba ung ice-cream? mukhang lolipop parang maxadong matigas at double coiated pa!

    sikat ka na ade! congrats sa pagkakafeautre mo sa manila bulletin 😉

  8. I watched and watched that breakdancer's video. I can't get over it. Hope it doesn't happen to me. Lol.

  9. ade

    [quote comment="5844"]I dont know which is better: those naked soldier dolls, or the Jesus Christ dolls.[/quote]

    …Jesus Dolls?

  10. I dont know which is better: those naked soldier dolls, or the Jesus Christ dolls.

  11. congratulations on being featured on Blog-O-Rama! sikat ka na talaga . hehe..you deserve it with all the effort and uniqueness you've put on this blog. 😀

  12. ade

    [quote comment="5574"]is dash down again? btw, the form forces you to answer the question even if it doesnt show up.[/quote]

    Yeah, people have been complaining of my anti-spam measures, so I've turned that math measure off.

  13. ade

    [quote comment="5485"]Ade, whatever happened to DashMedia? It's been offline for a couple of days now but I received feeds through Google Reader.[/quote]

    Um, they were moving hosts when they crashed their new host's servers.

  14. is dash down again? btw, the form forces you to answer the question even if it doesnt show up.

  15. Heck… I have to change my profile here… kill the equation, ade. I hate math. ^_^

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    Err… how does it taste? Stenchy, vinaigrette-like with a dash of salt and Chlorox scent? Or just stenchy vinaigrette-like with a dash of salt and Chlorox scent?

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    Oh, you f*cktard Lolo Ade. You're interviewed already. ^_^ Lol.

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    Haha. Sexually depressed. Yeah right. ^_^

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    I can't imagine you lolo ade dancing. Your belly will not help it.

  16. Hmmm…where are those ice creams from? Is that why people say, "I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice Cream?"

  17. Poor Ade. So sleep-deprived he's developed a split personality to interview himself. 😀

  18. Hmm, I don't think that pic of a girl eating ice-cream is located here in the Philippines, right? Where was that? I mean, that's one hell of a culture! Little girls, eating an ice cream shaped…. and a guy (her father probably?) smiling evilly in the background…

  19. Ade, whatever happened to DashMedia? It's been offline for a couple of days now but I received feeds through Google Reader.

  20. rex

    haha! so ano naman flavors nung mga ice cream?

    nga pala, nakita mo ako sa IT2M? Anong IT2M?

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