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Nerd: My Social Life is Dying

Ever since I got me that ASUS Eee PC on a whim I realize that I’ve been spending more and more time on it than I’m supposed to. I guess the fact that I can fap off to porn in the privacy of my room is one of the reasons. And weirdly, the internet on my laptop is faster than on my virus-and-spyware-laden desktop computer. Also I’m getting the hang of tweaking my laptop’s Linux installation and it’s taking up my time. Finally, I’m pretty sure I just wrote more nerdese than I ever did in the two years of my blog and as a result I can actually feel the 50% drop in subscribers and traffic from here. You assholes.


“Halloes ladies! I’m Ade, hyuk, make out with me? No? K.”

I’m afraid that I’m becoming your regular nerd who locks himself up in his room, doing nothing but play around with Linux installing all sorts of useless apps. In fact, judging from the speed of my nerdification, I’ll probably get asthma in two weeks, lose whatever is left of my fashion sense and start wearing orange pleated pants with lime green socks, and get 27 pimples per square inch of my face. And switch my masturbatory fodder from porn to pictures of broken computer components.

In fact, I can see this scenario happening sometime soon:

Mom: Ade, dinner time. Get your fat lazy ass downstairs and please eat.
Ade: Wait, I’m still compiling the Linux kernel.
Mom: What? I don’t know what kind of geekfaggotry is that “Liniks Colonel”, but you better go downstairs and eat.
Ade: Mom, I’ll corrupt my Linux install if I leave this alone!
Mom: I don’t care if you “erupt” your “Linix” install. Go. Down. Stairs. Dinner. Now.
Ade: But-
Mom: NOW.
Ade: No.
Mom: Ade, there’s this really hot girl at the door-
Ade: If she’s not carrying a quad-core CPU, I’ll ignore her.

So yeah my point is that I’m scared of losing my already-waning social life and that I’m already nerdified in every possible way and that this blog entry sucks balls and I’m already getting ADHD and – OH HEY IT’S JESUS AND A PEDOPHILE CLOWN!


Do you ever get one of these phases? What do you do about it?

30 Comments

  1. Seriously, though, I've had several occasions similar to that…. um… (the mob says) Mom-son dialogue. I broke our old desktop PC for like 16 times already just to test some tweaks and new pirated downloaded softwares and all that junk. I even killed so much time when my younger (and mostly my OLDER) brothers were just plain careless. Basta, whenever they break our old PC, they like blamed it all to me.

    (Pfft. Ingrates. Lol)

    Now, I don't worry about that anymore. I have my own from Eat Bulaga.

    Still, the pic is really disturbing.

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  2. [quote comment="119553"]Neil? More like "WTF I THINK I'M FUNNY BUT IN REALITY I'M JUST PLAIN ANNOYING" NEIL![/quote]

    … okay that's it! (*holds a nailcutter then puts it right next to his wrist) I'm warning ya! …I-i–im gonna do it! Like, yeah!

    o_O

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  3. Ade

    Neil? More like "WTF I THINK I'M FUNNY BUT IN REALITY I'M JUST PLAIN ANNOYING" NEIL!

  4. F0ck my brain. Wrong posting of comment. I DIE NAO.

    ———–

    I'm scared of that pic. It's like… err, how should I put it… looking at the mirror.

    (*SNIPER!)

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  5. Lols. What are you guys trying to exist? Like one good conversation of two hermaphrodites pretending not to like each other? ROFLMAO

    And oh gAyDE, you're flaunting your GBFOS too much already. I'm ready to believe the mob.

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  6. Ade

    [quote comment="119543"]0100000101100100011001010010000001101

    0010111101000100000011000010010000001

    10111001100001011100100110010000100001

    Ha! I talk in Binary. I'm a winnar![/quote]

    10111101010101010111010001000101010

    11100110101110101111010101111010101

    00010110101101010111110101010000000

    I did not understand what that meant, but I'm building up nerd cred, yo!

  7. Doms

    0100000101100100011001010010000001101

    0010111101000100000011000010010000001

    10111001100001011100100110010000100001

    Ha! I talk in Binary. I'm a winnar!

  8. ummmm, yes?

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  9. Ade

    [quote comment="119536"]I guess the fact that I can fap off to porn in the privacy of my room is one of the reasons.

    – you can actually fap off in the bathroom — unless you take a bath, crap, piss, etc. with your roommate?

    [/quote]

    Yeah, but do you bring your computer in the bathroom to fap off to porn?

    [quote comment="119531"]When I first bought my domain, I was exactly like that.

    Skipped meals just to tinker around the site.

    [/quote]

    Same here. Also, I used 8 hours of company time to upload & tinker around with WordPress.

  10. I guess the fact that I can fap off to porn in the privacy of my room is one of the reasons.

    – you can actually fap off in the bathroom — unless you take a bath, crap, piss, etc. with your roommate?

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  11. When I first bought my domain, I was exactly like that.

    Skipped meals just to tinker around the site.

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  12. Get a new job! Wait, you had one already right? When are you gonna start?

  13. I prefer to use the term "squint" which I got from the tv show Bones. It sounds less geeky, though yet it is.

  14. gyk

    omg. just get away from your laptop. lock it up and let lions guard it from YOU. switching your masturbatory fodder from porn to pictures of broken computer components? that's… whatever. just stay away from your laptop..

  15. OMFG! I can't believe your going to surpass my nerdiness! LOLZ

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  16. [quote comment="119510"]I don't think they have a 1024 width Eee out yet, though.[/quote]
    http://themodshop.net/?p=25

    good luck 🙂

  17. I was never really in a "nerd" phase since I know no shit about computers and such but when I used to stay online ogling pretty boys and downloading porn stuff, I accumulated so much cellulites in my thigh area, I'm paying for it now. U_U

  18. switch my masturbatory fodder from porn to pictures of broken computer components

    that… is just sad, Ade

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  19. Ade

    [quote comment="119513"]NERD.

    [/quote]

    JULIUS BABAO SERIAL RAPIST/KILLER LOOKALIKE.

  20. NERD.

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  21. Ade

    [quote comment="119511"]Hey! Is that Chris up there thegreatest?

    My mom saw your entry.

    Mom: Who's that ugly guy?

    Me: Huh? Uh. Ade. But not really Ade.

    [/quote]

    He's not your Chris. =P

    And yeah, tell your mom you hang out with people who look like that guy.

  22. Hey! Is that Chris up there thegreatest?

    My mom saw your entry.

    Mom: Who's that ugly guy?

    Me: Huh? Uh. Ade. But not really Ade.

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  23. Ade

    [quote comment="119509"]Pffft. Cramped screen. They have this other version, methinks. 1024 width. I salivates for itss.[/quote]

    I know. The screen made me adjust in the first few days. But I'm pretty used to it now. And I installed Opera on it so I'can just zoom out of a particularly large website. /NERD

    I don't think they have a 1024 width Eee out yet, though.

  24. Pffft. Cramped screen. They have this other version, methinks. 1024 width. I salivates for itss.

  25. Hey you're online. You're not spending six hours in front of the screen, are you? hahaha.

    Secret. But it's in Alabang, Northgate, Call Center City of all superficial yuppies and whatnot. Waaaah. Not all are superficial though.

  26. Ade

    [quote comment="119504"]Oh I forgot. What's the PC eee's screen resolution? 800 by 600? I'm planning to buy a mac when I get filthy rich and have lost all respect to humanity but that prolly wouldn't take place in my current episode of whimsy, so I'd settle on something cheap and lightweight and compact and basic, the whole nine, as of now.[/quote]

    It's 800 x 480. I actually contribute to this Eee blog in my free time. Which reminds me, I have to write an update for that blog. (SRY BOSS)

  27. Oh I forgot. What's the PC eee's screen resolution? 800 by 600? I'm planning to buy a mac when I get filthy rich and have lost all respect to humanity but that prolly wouldn't take place in my current episode of whimsy, so I'd settle on something cheap and lightweight and compact and basic, the whole nine, as of now.

  28. Ade

    [quote comment="119502"]

    I got hired yesterday. Just sharing. Waaaah good bye internet. sniffle.[/quote]

    Awesome! Where are you gonna work?

  29. Total lameass crazy, you. hahaha

    that dork looks like a smurf. did you know that smurfs don't have reproductive organs, and. err, genitals?XP that's prolly why their species went extinct, kaput.

    Good for you, yours is just dying. Mine's dead. haha good lordyyy

    I got hired yesterday. Just sharing. Waaaah good bye internet. sniffle.

  30. chris

    the WHOOOO????!!!!???

    seriously ade — i beg to disagree! 😉

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