Oh hai interwubs. Sorry for the lameness of my last two posts. I mean, seriously. They’re super lame. I mean, definitely not as lame as this guy here, but lamezorz still. Honestly, I’ve been staring at the computer screen for a good part of the day, trying real hard to think of ideas to write about. But I really can’t think of anything smart to say, except maybe this:
Attempt at being smart = EPIC FAIL
So maybe I’ve been running out of intelligent things to write. So for a change, I have decided to go and hang out with some intelligent people for a while, instead of the usual perverts and fat people who I spend time with. When I say “intelligent” I mean people who don’t ask for buttsecks with any living creature the first chance they get. But I digress.
To make sure I actually obtain some sort of intelligence through osmosis, I shall be hanging out at iBlog4, where this dumbass shall sit next to intelligent people and listen to speeches by this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy who seems to know everything, and this awesome person.
So on April 26, I shall be hanging out at Malcolm Theater, College of Law, in UP Diliman, talking to various bloggers, saying awesome stuff like “Oh hai, how do you decrease the bounce rate on my blog? And is it true that your page rank directly correlates to the traffic you get?” and I shall be getting technical answers that I’ll only nod my head off to because I won’t be able to understand what the heck they’re saying.
So sign up now and show up at iBlog so you can see me make an ass out of myself!
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