Food Trip

I Love Pasta. But not that much.

I love pasta. Me and my girlfriend make it a point to always eat at Pizza Hut Bistro because we just plain love pasta.

I especially love it when pasta is served plain, without Banana Catsup, hotdogs and stuff.

So imagine my surprise when I found out that an entire religion is dedicated to worshipping pasta.

OMFG. (Oh My Fettucine God)

This religion, in my opinion, is totally absurd and out there. Naturally, I decided to check it out. 

Accordng to the Pastafarians, the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster ("Him") who started creation with a mountain, some trees, and a “midgit”.

And the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased by acts of piracy and smuggling, so dressing up like a pirate is encouraged (You may snort cola out of your nose now).

I imagine, is there a Pastafarianism chapter here? I would love to attend one of their worship meetings. We’d genuflect and stuff.

According to this Uncyclopedia page, the genuflection is done in these easy steps:

  • Bow the head
  • Close the eyes
  • Place the palms of the hands firmly over the ears.
  • Sing "Lalalalalalalala!" in loud monotone until hoarse.  

Maybe I’d see a real-life pirate there at one of those meetings. Maybe I could even meet Maddox. We’ll all scream "Walk the plank, yer scurvy buccaneers!" We’d watch Pirates of the Carribean and laugh at how worthless Orlando Bloom’s character is. We’d eat loads and loads of spaghetti. We’d sail the high seas, do some serious pillaging, and go to Tahiti and enjoy our riches. We’d bury some treasure. We won’t take a bath for weeks. We’re gonna sing that annoying song from Peter Pan. We’d-

Erm… Never mind.

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36 Comments

  1. Haha! I found out about the Church of the FSM some months ago. And it’s even in my Literature Scrapbook that I submitted a few weeks ago. xD

  2. I’m a pasta lover. OMFG!!! I’m a pastafarians. At last, I’m belonged.

  3. Change is good if your changin for good, which i your case you did. Have a nice day!

  4. hmmmm pastafarians…

    try changing the first letter to R then go get some ganja hahaha :p

  5. ade

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    No, they're not. <s>We're</s> they're pirates. Just look at how buff that pirate is.

  6. Hahaha. Super LOL. I think these Pastafarian people are all fat and fugly. Hello? A whole lotta carbs for them! They're out of their freaking minds.

  7. ade

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    oo naman noh! wahahahaha!

    [Comment ID #484 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Another new religion?!

    [Comment ID #485 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Thanks for dropping by! 🙂

    [Comment ID #493 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Sinabi mo pa!

    [Comment ID #494 Will Be Quoted Here]

    That's why people are worshipping it.

    [Comment ID #495 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Do you know how to contact them?

    [Comment ID #496 Will Be Quoted Here]

    May the Great Pancit Canton and the Lesser Great Yakisoba bless you.

  8. I worship the sun god Ramen myself. 😉

  9. different religions are one of my major interests. i've been different temples like buddhist, muslim, and attended masses in sikhism, anglican and iglesia ni cristo. it fascinates me how different religions view one god.

    anyway. my comment's too serious pala.

    if ever there is a small community of pastafarianists here in our country, i'd certainly be in their evangelism dept. first to recruit– the people from lucky me. 😀

  10. Nice new look. Very clean. About the pasta, it's my feel-good food. Always picks me up when I'm down. 🙂

  11. haha kadiiri talaga yong meatballs. hehe

  12. ie

    i definitely dig your stuff, you noisy noisy man. :]

    i think the whole scheme is absurd. but hey, many religions are. plus, it's kinda funky to hail The Pasta. especially when you're hungry. :]

  13. You just gave me an idea. I'm gonna create my own Kinilaw-Na-Bariles cult as well. In our mass, we'll have the "body eating and blood drinking of our god" portion too. The body is of course the kinilaw; the blood, beer.

  14. ngee! talaga? me religion? haneppp!

    ahaha! pati pala noodles at pasta sinasamba! nyekk!

    have aniceday

  15. ade

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    That pirate turned me off Pastafarianism forever.

    [Comment ID #476 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Hehehehehe!

    [Comment ID #479 Will Be Quoted Here]

    No meatballs too?

  16. rob

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    erm. hehe. just don't expect pancit canton-esque tentacles to spurt from my body or something. ;P

  17. Thanks for your comment/advice (for my problem here) ha! Actually, I admit naman na I was wrong:

    Ikaw lang ang minahal ko ng ganito. Alam ko na hindi ako nagtira ng pagmamahal para sa sarili ko. Yan ang malaking pagkakamali ko sa relasyon natin.

    Pero thanks talaga! All I can say is we (me and McDo) will try to save our friendship.

    EDIT: Comment moderated for clarity

  18. Hmm, new layout. Cleaner than the previous one (IMHO). 😉

    On the otherhand, I hate pasta. Sue me a million times. So, I'll definitely not gonna convert to their heathen religion. :p

  19. I knew you were kidding. Earlier comments were just a bit eager about the FSM, though. 🙂

  20. hahaha! just funny and weird! a religion based on pasta, I wonder if the upcoming IPC will allow same sex marriages considering the photo of the gay pirate above, huhahahaha

  21. ade

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    you make the gospel.

  22. ade

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    You're definitely gonna be the first recruit. 😛

    [Comment ID #456 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Thanks! Meatballs? 😛

    [Comment ID #457 Will Be Quoted Here]

    You do that, dude.

    [Comment ID #458 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Ditto!

    [Comment ID #459 Will Be Quoted Here]

    The internet makes a great place for absurd concepts, noh?

    [Comment ID #461 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Nope, it's just a parody religion. But I've heard that some of its members take it quite seriously…

    [Comment ID #462 Will Be Quoted Here]

    You have the hots for the Flying Spaghetti Monster?!

    [Comment ID #463 Will Be Quoted Here]

    It's actually scary once you realize that there are people with too much time on their hands and create these really absurd religions. 🙁

    [Comment ID #464 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Read the title of my post: "I Love Pasta. But not that much.". 😛

    [Comment ID #465 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Not you too!

    [Comment ID #466 Will Be Quoted Here]

    I know it's a parody. 😉 In fact, I linked the Wikipedia article there to infom my readers. I didn't put the info on the entry because it'll detract from the humor. 😛 hope that makes it clear.

    [Comment ID #468 Will Be Quoted Here]

    tsk tsk tsk talaga.

  23. rob will be the Instant pancit canton monster. haha

  24. masarap lang kainin ang pasta ,,,pero ang i-worship?? tsk tsk tsk tsk!!

  25. Actually it's not really a real religion, it's more of a parody or a critique of religion and intelligent design. Can of worms, man. Can of worms.

  26. Jee

    Plain pasta with cheese.. yummy! Let me know when you discover the Pastafarianism worship meeting.. I'll be joining too.. perhaps.

  27. yen

    sna meron sa mga pansit canton lovers.. particularly from lucky me hehe..

    i love pasta too pero wg naman to the point na sambahin na! jojoin ka ba sa religion n yan? seriously???

  28. cool new layout! hehe..i luv pasta too but not to the extent of joining that kind of religion.

  29. The meatballs look like… erm… scrotum….

    I didn't stare at it that long… I swear.

    anyway… oh my fettucine god indeed.

  30. OMFG!!! bwahahahah… Worshipping a pasta God is even more absurd than doing art out of tampons. Things are getting WORSEr and WORSEr.

  31. Puts a whole new spin to people who've lost their noodle.

  32. Bagong look ah. 😉 I love how the quote looked so cute. 🙂

    Flying spaghetti montser? Sounds yummy. 😀

  33. rob

    Cool. Wonder if there's an instant noodle sect too. Hmmm…

  34. Tam

    Wow, praise pasta! A branch of Paganism, I suppose?
    Yeah, how about a church of pancit canton. I love pancit canton.

  35. Maybe its time we found the church of instant pancit canton too! We’ll call it the ministry of IPC.

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