Well, since I am now alongside the ranks of such noble awesome and physically endowed bloggers in that awesome Celebrity Blog such as Mike “Fucking” Villar and Squid Villanueva, I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance. No uglies, ok?
Ok, that was insensitive of me for gloating. I promise not to be an asshole anymore. I promise to be good and humble and all that noble whatever.
BUT I’M A MAN BLOG EDITOR NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT! OMG YOU LIEK SUCK LOL!!!1111oneone546eleventyone
Also, gratiz to Balls for making it
alive too. I told you it was worth it spending one night with that fat sweaty hairy man we call Mike.
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