The Man Blog

Don't gloat. DON'T GLOAT.

I’m not trying to be a prick or something, but I want you to check out the newest Man Blog editor lineup:

OMG I'M AN EDITOR!!111one
*hem-hem*

Well, since I am now alongside the ranks of such noble awesome and physically endowed bloggers in that awesome Celebrity Blog such as Mike “Fucking” Villar and Squid Villanueva, I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance. No uglies, ok?


[ Mike sent me an email: No, actually, I give you the power to give me an orgasm. Start now. ]

Ok, that was insensitive of me for gloating. I promise not to be an asshole anymore. I promise to be good and humble and all that noble whatever.

BUT I’M A MAN BLOG EDITOR NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT! OMG YOU LIEK SUCK LOL!!!1111oneone546eleventyone

Also, gratiz to Balls for making it alive too. I told you it was worth it spending one night with that fat sweaty hairy man we call Mike.

24 Comments

  1. I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance.

    OK, well I guess that means you can call me Noel from now on.

  2. ade

    That's how we spread the man-love, good sir. Camaraderie and occasional sex is important if you want to maintain a nice working relationship with you colleagues.

    Now if you're wondering what makes us Man Blog editors produce such awesome articles, the secret is out now: HOT MAN TO MAN ACTION!

  3. [quote comment="3444"]Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe
    [/quote]

    Yep! We also do toilet cleaning and gardening. Next!

    [quote comment="3416"]What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!
    [/quote]

    That's how we spread the man-love, good sir. Camaraderie and occasional sex is important if you want to maintain a nice working relationship with you colleagues.

    My apologies for hi-jacking your site's Comments section, Mr. Noisy Man. I go back in solitude now.

  4. Congratulations on the Man Blog thing.

  5. Yeah, that Hasslehoff avatar totally gave me that pee-pee OMG OMG OMG feeling.

  6. the editors look like the usual police line up for sex offenders har har har foolish pig cops, you wont get me mwahahahaha

  7. Hey Ade! Congratulations! 😉

    And yes, girls will melt by just looking at your avatar. hahaha.

  8. Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe

    You should push for alphabetized listing! hehe

  9. Congratulations! higher doses of retard is definitely on the horizon. 😀

  10. ade

    [quote comment="3425"]You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it's gone! FUCK! Oh well, I'll do it again. eventually.[/quote]

    No. Fucking. Way.

    [quote comment="3426"]okay, this is a question i've been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?[/quote]

    See that guy who posted before you? He's the man.

  11. okay, this is a question i've been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?

  12. You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it's gone! FUCK! Oh well, I'll do it again. eventually.

  13. What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!

    Er, can I join you guys sometime?

  14. ade

    [quote comment="3411"]And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won't change anything between us.[/quote]

    We can still hold clandestine rendevous during lights out. I'm sure Mike won't mind.

  15. And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won't change anything between us.

  16. ade

    [quote comment="3409"]Does that mean our souls are saved and there's no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?[/quote]

    Yeah, tittie heaven, but I believe we will be going to manboob heaven, where every tittie is a hairy, manly boobie.

  17. Does that mean our souls are saved and there's no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?

  18. ade

    [quote comment="3382"]OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man![/quote]

    OMG indeed! Teh Hoff is teh avatar of manliness!

    [quote comment="3386"]Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?[/quote]

    *checks anatomy*

    Nah, I doubt that a penis that is as ginormous as mine could be plastic.

    [quote comment="3385"]congratz![/quote]

    Thanks!

    [quote comment="3399"]My Dearest Son Ade:

    You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.

    Love
    Mom[/quote]

    Oh noes! Mom found out!

    Wait… Squid is my mom?

  19. My Dearest Son Ade:

    You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.

    Love

    Mom

  20. In Barry Manilow's immortal words, "Looks like [you've] made it!"

  21. Congratulations! It's nice to see that your now a man… blog editor. And to Hasselhoff too for being part of your victory.

    PS: Keep on retarding us

  22. Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?

  23. congratz!

  24. OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man!

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