Ade's Christmas Wish List 2008

Well lookee here. November is about to come to an end and that means it’s almost time to usher in December. And when December comes, it’s time to bring your your wallets and crack open your bank accounts, because it’s Christmas shopping season! (As a side note, “Christmas shopping” is the one phrase that probably brings out an unanimous “Yay!” from the kiddies and a spontaneous “OH SHIT THERE GOES MY MONEY!” from parents all over the world.)

Also, for those of us fortunate enough to run blogs (you know, those assholes we call “bloggers” – those who have LiveJournals not included), Christmas presents a perfect opportunity for us bloggers who are suffering from a severe case of writer’s block. You see, Christmas can spawn a million blog ideas, and this is also a perfect way to appeal to our readers sense of charity and generosity by creating wish lists. Also, guilt: you see, some bloggers make it a point to make fools of themselves on the web just for the entertainment of their readers. So in return for the year-long embarassment and entertainment they give, it’s kind of nice to have any of this gifts in return. Don’t you think? (This is the part where you agree, you ingrates)

Also, let me point your attention to my Christmas Wish List from last year, and guess how many items I got from them? None. So these are the things I want this Christmas. I mean, the things I want aside from Sora Aoi.

A New Cellphone

Hey guys, remember when my phone got stolen? Yeah, I’m making you remember that because I still don’t have a decent phone right now. I’m stuck with one of those sucky phones with useless keypads that type in “hw8eb s98ghsghik’;; uswugf biwbnbs” when you actually meant to say “my phone sucks sweaty salty balls”

I’m not even asking for an awesome phone, nor an expensive phone (like that $310,000 phone made by Vertu up there. Seriously? That price for that ugly piece of shit?), I’m just asking for a decent phone that can send SMSs without garbling it up. It doesn’t even have to take a fucking picture. I just need one that works.

Star Wars Cookbooks

I saw “Darth Malt” and I know, just know, that I had to get those. Well, it’s either that or this other cookbook of… unorthodox recipies.

A Pirate Ship

You see, just like everybody else, I’ve had this nagging urge to run away from it all. I wanna go anywhere, do anything. I just wanna break away from this monotony of corporate life. And of course becoming a pirate would be a wonderful start. I can afford the clothes, of course, but a pirate ship isn’t really something you can buy in an instant. So yeah, readers, buy me a pirate ship so I can start my life pillaging villages, saying “Yarr!” like a motherfucker, and stealing loads of gold. Also, I’d probably die of scurvy in the middle of the Atlantic.


I have no fucking clue as to what this is, but I want it.

What about you guys? What do you want for Christmas? Tell me all about it by leaving a comment!


  1. the last item on ur wishlist looks like a glammed up tape dispenser. nevertheless, it's a TAPE DISPENSER! *LOL*

  2. Polly the Parrot

    Ark! I want the crocodile! I want the crocodile so it can eat you on the way to the plank.


  3. hi ade i have tagged you

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  4. Ooh, a Star Wars cook book! I've always wanted to know how to cook Wookie food. Maybe it would help me grow more facial hair.

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  5. CM

    Lemme know when you successfully receive that pirate ship gift so I can hunt you down, carve out your heart in a sword fight, lock the heart in a chest, and then throw away the key. If you can introduce me to my very own Will Turner before the whole act, all the better.

  6. I don't think you'll be getting anything from your Xmas wishlist.

  7. i want a trip to Paris for xmas. or maybe Boracay. gad, i miss our beaches. 🙁

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  8. RJ

    Dude, Sora Aoi is kinda old now. I'm getting mine a bit early, a new room yayz! But that means I can't ask for moolah until it's finished.

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  9. Wooh. Are those cookbooks real? Good lord. I wonder if the cookies also taste like wookies. I also wonder if they'd be requiring ingredients which are planet-specific. Hmm. ^_^

    Oh, is this right? I checked my bloglines, and you've had only two entries since I last checked it about two to three weeks ago? Wow, what's keeping you busy?

    • Ade

      Yeah, I think the cookbooks are real. CHEWbacca, eh?

      I'm busy with work and the 5 other (new, but not funny) blogs that I handle. I haven't heard from you in ages!

      • isokey. I haven't heard from me in ages as well, so that makes the two of us. ^_^ I'll be back up soon. I'm just trying to adjust to our new workplace for now; our company got transferred to Kalayaan-The Fort, and the pains of commuting are taking its toll on me I could barely go online. :'(

  10. Hmm… where can I find the Star Wars Cookbook? Is it available in any local bookstores? I want.

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  11. So when you get the pirate ship, can I apply as one of the crews? Do I need to know how to swim to be one? Cos I can’t swim.

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  12. Why are LJ-ers not included 😛 Also, how awesome are those cookbooks?! WOOKIEE COOKIES!!! :D:D

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  13. Oh I like the last one in your list, because I don't get it. It rocks!

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  14. I envy all my customers who purchase PDA/Smartphones. I'm a PDA phone lover, and my very last phone was a voyager. Too bad, all my savings had to be spent for something else… well, more important than the OMNIA or that large WACOM tablet I've been drooling over for years

    Wag daw po akong manghinayang because sooner or later… you know the quote, right? I'm so bobo at sayings. -__-

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  15. I can give you 1/4 of “THIS”. I’m presuming you want the scotch tape the most?

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  16. Sora Aoi? Dream on bro! She’s already MINE!!

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    • Ade

      I refuse to accept that Sora Aoi's yours already. Because of that, I will not reply to this comment of yours until you- Wait. DAMN.

  17. cellphone ko, text and call lang talaga.

    wala ba sa toy kingdom ng pirate ship? hehehe

    anong christmas wishlist ko? yung bday wishlist ko pa din.. wala kseng nagbigay eh.

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  18. My Christmas wish for you is that a retiring pirate with a kind heart reads this and decides to FedEx you his pirate ship (Calling Jack Sparrow!). Then I'll always be hitchin a ride with you and all my friends will be speechlessly amazed, and they'll actually think you're cool, and I'm cool because I have a friend with a frickin PIRATE SHIP. Total WIN for both of us.


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  19. $310k for a fone? That is fucking ridiculous, man! You and Peter are the same. He also wants a fone that's simple. As long as he can text and call me. 🙂

    • Ade

      And aside from the tackiness of that expensive phone, it doesn't even have a camera!

      It does come with its own personal shopper and valet service.

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