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Ade's Christmas Wish List 2007

I can’t believe that it’s almost December already. Soon enough, I’ll be braving the crowds (and possibly a knife between my ribs) to get gifts for my (alarmingly decreasing number of) friends and family (who apparently read my blog and are one step away from disowning me). The gifts, as always, will consist of these items:

  • Socks (in orange, lime green and baby blue)
  • Handkerchiefs
  • Belly button lint
  • Mongo sprouts (I grew them myself)
  • This

But even though I work very hard to give people the things that they want for Christmans, I rarely get things that I like for Christmas, since Santa Claus is an asshole and never gave me a single thing ever. So yeah, my Christmases past are EPIC FAIL:
 


Wrong.

 
To make sure that nobody makes the mistake of giving me a used life-sized David Hasselhoff doll again, I shall proceed in enumerating the things I want for Christmas. Take note, people.

iPod Classic 160GB

 
Yeah, I admit I’m a big sucker for iPods and I’ve had two iPods in two years (what a laspag the iPod guy that Ade character is, lolz) and my 2nd-gen nano is still (thankfully) functional and thus giving me no excuse to head off to the nearest mall and buy an iPod, but a gift would be nice.


Yeah, that last paragraph was lame. Shut up.

John Lennon “Revolution” Casino

 
It’s either that or John Lennon’s corpse.

Nintendo Wii

 
Yeah, I know that the Wii was last year’s must-have item, but then, those things were expensive back in 2006. Also, Jayvee brought his Wii to a couple of TMB parties and after using it, I realized that this is the perfect machine to give me an excuse to work out and finally get thin. Of course, I have to make sure that my shoulders don’t get sore for two weeks.
 


Fat retarded guy holding a Wii: lulz ensue
 

Jessica Alba


 

 

 
I rest my case.


What do you want for Christmas? Leave a comment and let me know, and I might, just might, give you a bunch of orange socks.

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22 Comments

  1. Invisible comment boxes! Whooooooooo!!!!

  2. I cant believe that people still fall urltea links on your website.

    I want that pail for Christmas!

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  3. (alarmingly decreasing number of)

    I'll stick with you. Just don't forget my gift.

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  4. Ann

    Napakadesensitized ko na talaga. Di man lang ako nashock dun sa bottle guy lol

    Hay, I want a new phone. Antagal ko inintay iphone but pangit daw e so I'm waiting for Nokia's touch screen phones. *Nagpaparinig kay santa* hehe

    Di ko pa nattry magwii..baka pag bumili ako nyan di na ko mag-aral hehe

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  5. Jessica Alba is hot! Especially in those photos you posted. Hehe. Merry Christmas!

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  6. Dammit. Thanks for the ass bottle pic, Ade. Now I know better than to just click on links in this freaking blog! The Jessica Alba pics aren't enough to make up for the effort I had to exert trying to explain to my kuya that I wasn't into that shit.

    Anyway, here's my wish list. Grab the upcoming Dec-Jan ish of PCWorld and Check out more gadget reviews and holiday wish lists. Plug.Plug.Plug.

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  7. Nakashima Mika on my bed. NOW. Preferably in her lingerie yes I'm lez like that kthnxbi. And oh, bigger boobies.

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  8. When I clicked the Bottle Guy link, I don't know if I can still sleep later tonight. Fuck.

    I have a lot of things I want for Christmas and I don't think I can type all of them here. But the top 3 are these: Apple MacBook, digital SLR camera and… A girl? Oh well.

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  9. i had to kick myself for clicking on that link!

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  10. I should really be careful when clicking your links. xD

  11. My Wishlist

    but I also want some of that Jessica Alba hotness! RAWRRR!

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  12. ade, i want a puppy. and Diether Ocampo.

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  13. you should know bettar than click on Ade's links here. LOLz

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  14. Ade

    [quote comment="101248"]i clicked the bottle guy link. 😐 you COULD have warned us, you know! i was eating breakfast! *uck*[/quote]

    That's my gift to you all! I'm not supposed to tell the recipient what the gift is! 🙁

  15. i clicked the bottle guy link. 😐 you COULD have warned us, you know! i was eating breakfast! *uck*

    what i want for christmas: i second the motion for a Wii. [pero asa, my parents are almost amish – they find video gaming appalling.] gudlak.

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  16. Ade

    [quote comment="100891"]I hate you for linking to Bottle Guy.[/quote]

    Bbbbbbut… 🙁

    [quote comment="100617"]WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME HOLDING A WII?! You Wii pay, Magnaye! You Wii pay Wii your life!!!

    mario & LOLigi[/quote]

    But Baddie, lookit what Maki has to say:

    [quote comment="100783"]Fat retarded guy- Jabar…Jabar :p[/quote]

    LOL

  17. I hate you for linking to Bottle Guy.

  18. ipod classic- I want one too but I still have the 80gb 5th gen

    Wii- We're getting one this Xmas too! We're just waiting for the US version to drop prices! 😀

    Fat retarded guy- Jabar…Jabar :p

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  19. Come on Ade!! Stop it with the disgusting links hahahaha or maybe I should know better by now than to click on it :-s

    From your wishlist? I'd have to say the Wii is my number one target right now 😉

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  20. And how did you get that picture of me in a bikini?? You promised not to post them!

  21. can u do another series of friendster grabs, this time on a nice theme… 😀 you've got talent y'know.

  22. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME HOLDING A WII?! You Wii pay, Magnaye! You Wii pay Wii your life!!!

    mario & LOLigi

    Baddie's last blog post..My Two-Item Christmas Wish List

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