I love soup.

It’s the perfect thing during cold days, and just having one steaming bowl of soup will give me a warm, giddy feeling akin to being blitzed by a CareBears rainbow ray… or something like that.

However, sometimes my love for soup must take a backseat to common sense and propriety.

For those who love the taste of cock.

For those who love the taste of cock.

Perfect for head colds.

 … I think I’ll pass.