Tag Archives: wtf

Watching the Leonid Meteor Shower

By Ade | Published: November 18, 2009

Last night found me outside my house, sitting in a lounge chair in my balcony, sipping margaritas with my harem of hot and willing women in bikinis, waiting for a single meteorite from the Leonid Meteor Shower to show up ["But Ade, you don't have a balcony in real life, much less-" "Shut up, Journalistic [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balcony, Cheverlou, clown makeup, fat clown, fat guy, harem, imaginary friend, imaginary women, king leonidas, Leonid Meteor Shower, margarita, meteor garden, nubile women, police alarm, women in bikinis | 15 Comments

AdeFAIL: Fire Exits, Burping, Embarassment

By Ade | Published: September 17, 2009

There’s this small cafeteria I go to during lunch time. Aside from the fact that the food there tastes more or less home-cooked, the price is perfect for a cheapskate like me. Also, the building where the cafeteria is located is a few buildings away from my office and the place is infested with hot [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged burping, embarassing, embarassing stories, fire exit, foot in mouth | 41 Comments

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, crowd, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, MRT, noodle, notch, Open Letters, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, steel, stupid, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday | 53 Comments

In This Entry Ade Discovers That Beer And Headaches Do Not Mix

By Ade | Published: September 15, 2008

Last Saturday I went to Kublai’s Katipunan for my band’s gig, all hyped up and ready to rock. But with one major problem: I had a splitting headache. You see, I haven’t been getting enough sleep as of late because I like to stay up late and download all sorts of porn. But yeah, let’s [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged band, beer, blur, drunk, funny, heavy-metal, kublai's katipunan, lose your beer belly, music, retarded, set | 13 Comments

The Amazing Laptop-Humping Dog!

By Ade | Published: August 31, 2008

Today I am taking a break from retardery and updating you about my latest embarrassment and/or sexual misdemeanour by showing you the greatest thing that was ever invented. No, it’s not the wheel, or even the combustion engine. Atomic bomb? Not even close. Beer? Well, beer’s important, but not close. Ladies and gents, I present [...]

Posted in Weirdness | Also tagged cd-r king, dog, laptop-humping, usb, weird | 23 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
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