Tag Archives: writer’s block

September, I Laugh At Your Face!

By Ade | September 4, 2008

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies. Let me just start off this blog entry by saying that August 2008 was totally made of suck. I swear, I honestly don’t know how to describe that month. Maybe these pictures will approximate my feelings [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged august, bad month, eloquent, september, stupidity, writer's block | 8 Comments

My Brain Stopped Working And I Was Too Busy To Notice

By Ade | August 4, 2008

If you’ve noticed, the frequency of my posts here have been declining in both frequency and quality. I swear I’ve been trying very hard to set aside some time to write something (remotely) substantial but it’s either I don’t have the time or my brain just won’t fucking cooperate.
Okay, maybe I haven’t reached rock bottom [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged filler, rambling, retardicity, stupidity, writer's block | 18 Comments

In This Entry Ade Runs Out Of Things To Write

By Ade | July 28, 2008

Hai gais. My name’s David Hasselhoff. I’m here to inform you that much to my regret, Ade has been taken over by a nasty case of writer’s block and has problems updating his blog.

So he asked me to fill in for him. Oh joy! You and I will be spending [...]

Posted in wtf | Also tagged banana guard, david hasselhoff, nipples, retardicity, samuel l jackson, steven seagal, writer's block | 12 Comments

Inner Child Therapy: Writer’s Block

By Ade | June 8, 2008

INNER CHILD: Geez, you look horrible. What’s up?
ME: … I can’t write.
INNER CHILD: Seriously?
ME: Yeah.
INNER CHILD: No way. Writer’s block much?
ME: Yes, okay? Now get off my back and stop badgering me.
INNER CHILD: You’re mean.
ME: No, seriously. I’ve been staring at this goddamn laptop for days already and I can’t come up [...]