Tag Archives: work

I foresee a tiring week ahead. (2 gigs! Please watch.)

By Ade | Published: February 15, 2010

I dunno what happened, but suddenly my week ahead is now kind of a busy one. I was planning 2010 to be a pretty lazy year, doing nothing while I sit on a recliner couch eating potato chips dipped in lard as I watch Glee and fap off to that girl who plays Quinn, you [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged al's bar, bands, busy week, candy audioline, don't bogart the can... man!, freedom bar, lose your beer belly, mayric's, sazi's, Soft Pillow Kisses, the strangeness | 11 Comments

The Tale Of The Guy Who Tried to Outsmart Everyone in the Elevator

By Ade | Published: December 15, 2008

The scenario Lunchtime was just about over, and hordes of office drones are rushing to the elevator to get back to work (and by “work” I mean “surfing Friendster all day, looking for hot chicks to stalk”). People just want to go back and stalk that hot half-naked chick who looks like she’s been in [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged asshole, elevator, life, office drone, stupidity | 27 Comments

Hi, I’m Ade…
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.