Tag Archives: valentine's day

So. Valentine’s Day. Yet Again.

I just made my first online purchase at Amazon a few days back. Luddite that I am, I tend to avoid doing online purchases due to the fear that the little man inside my computer – the guy in charge of making sure that the lights and sound are in sync so I can enjoy [...]

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Valentine’s Day Countdown 2010: The Long-Distance Edition

I just realized that it’s just a less than a week before Valentine’s Day. As much as I try block out the world when everyone starts to become mushy, there will be a couple of people who will break into my zen bubble and piss the hell out of me. You will then see me [...]

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This be my Post-Valentine’s Day, um, Post

Let me get this out of my chest: Valentine’s Day is a big crock of shit. Sure, it feels good dedicating one whole day to love. And of course, if you’ve got dates and all, it wouldn’t hurt to blow a fortune on flowers, chocolates, various stuffed animals, and motel fees just to make your [...]

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Down The Highway: An Advice Column for Emos – 11

Seriously, there’s no better way to kick off February’s round of Valentine’s-related posts than a couple of letters from our favorite advice column for those funny-looking kids we like to laugh at and kick around and lovingly call emos, Down The Highway! Dear DtH, The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid [...]

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