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An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

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Pointers for the guy who tried to steal my wallet in the MRT

Man, your last attempt to steal my wallet was a dismal failure. I have never seen a pickpocket crash and burn so spectacularly in my life. How can you expect to feed your children with stolen money if your continue to work that way? But don’t worry, unlike your other victims, I won’t laugh at [...]

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