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An Open Letter To The Taxi Driver Who Talks Way Too Much About His Bird

Good Day Mister Taxi Driver, The moment I hailed you, 60-year old elderly taxi driver who doesn’t look like he can harm a fly, I thought I was going to have a nice and quiet ride home. You see, I had a long day at work, and to top it off, I was drunk and [...]

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Taxi Ride

Hailing the cab ME: I need to get to Ortigas. Fast. DRIVER: Okay. We’ll take EDSA? ME: Whichever way is faster is fine by me, but yes, EDSA sounds good. DRIVER: Well then, EDSA it is. Brace yourself– ME: HOLY FUCK DID YOU JUST GO FROM ZERO TO SIXTY IN FIVE SECONDS?! DRIVER: Actually… zero [...]

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