So Friday morning found me running and being epically late for work (as always), right? You see, I could’ve taken a cab, but no, I had to go through a tricycle driver who overcharged me, jump around East Avenue to… Read more ›
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An Open Letter To The Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator
Dear Girl Who Accidentally Touched My Bird in The Elevator, So I was standing in the elevator minding my own business, right? And I was busy talking to The Mordo and Helga, minding my own business when your group just… Read more ›
Tagged with: accident, bird, eitits, elevator, girl, lol, Open Letters, retardicity, stupid, The Man Blog, tite
Posted in Stuff
Posted in Stuff
BREAKING NEWS: Cat Gets Run Over By A Motorcycle, Turns Into A Woman
I got this very, very interesting piece of news over at the Nigerian Tribune: WHAT could be described as a fairy tale turned real on Wednesday in Port Harcourt, Rivers State, as a cat allegedly turned into a middle-aged woman… Read more ›
Tagged with: assassin, cat, catwoman, halle berry, motorcycle, nigeria, retarded, road, stupid, superstition, weird, woman
Posted in Specials, Weirdness
Posted in Specials, Weirdness
An Open Letter to my Brain
Dear Brain, How are you? It’s been almost two weeks since I’ve last heard from you, and frankly, I don’t know what you’ve been up to. I need your help, old friend. You see, I’m having trouble updating this blog… Read more ›
...and I don't know what I'm doing here.
Oh, wait, this is a humor blog. I blog here. Yes, folks, I am Ade Magnaye, blogger extraordinaire. I write about deep and introspective stuff, like dick jokes, the size of the gazongas of that girl two feet away from me, my band that nobody cares to listen to, and how stupid the traffic is today on the way to work. Exciting, life-changing stuff!
No, really, please stick around. I need new friends.
