Tag Archives: stupid

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, crowd, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, MRT, noodle, notch, Open Letters, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, steel, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday, wtf | 53 Comments

The Russian War on Emo

By Ade | Published: June 17, 2009

MOSCOW – Apparently, them Russians have had enough of their kids dressing weirdly. Fed up with their children’s black-dressing and bad hair ways, the Russian government is passing a law that will effectively ban emo hairstyles and emo dress styles in schools and government buildings. A behind-the-scenes look at the legislative process. The laws are [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged emo, law, music, protest, russia, satire, twilight | 28 Comments

Pointers for the guy who tried to steal my wallet in the MRT

By Ade | Published: January 31, 2009

Man, your last attempt to steal my wallet was a dismal failure. I have never seen a pickpocket crash and burn so spectacularly in my life. How can you expect to feed your children with stolen money if your continue to work that way? But don’t worry, unlike your other victims, I won’t laugh at [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Personal | Also tagged discreet, how to steal a wallet, money, MRT, ninja, pickpocket, redneck, train, wallet | 42 Comments

Stupid Horoscopes.

By Ade | Published: January 28, 2009

Seriously, I don’t get horoscopes. Sure, I know why people go gaga over it. Nothing feels better than being told “you’ll meet the man of your dreams when you get a new job but you’ll get money problems so you better be careful about your money”. But yeah, won’t we all have money problems if [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged cellphone, fat, health, horoscope, love, predictions, sendentary, sorsi | 13 Comments

An Open Letter to my Neighbor’s Stupid Dog

By Ade | Published: January 22, 2009

Dear Neighbor’s Stupid Dog, How are you? I see you everyday, but you know, I’m usually busy with “hurrying to get to work” or “running away from your sharp fangs” to greet you. And during the times I’m not preoccupied escaping your jaws (which from this point onwards I shall call “Fangs of Rabid Doom”), [...]