Tag Archives: steel

An Open Letter to the Dude who was Fingering his Girlfriend on the MRT

By Ade | Published: June 24, 2009

Dear dude who was fingering his girlfriend on the MRT, First off, I applaud you. It takes much effort to doodle the noodle in public. Really. I mean, with all the people around seeing you excavate the Tunnel of Love, it takes guts. You’ve got balls of steel to solder on while people turn away [...]

Posted in Stuff, Weirdness | Also tagged balls of steel, big ass, bluetooth, compliment, crotch, crowd, damn place, disgust, doodle, dude, effort, excavate, fingerbang, fingering, girlfriend, guts, hallowed tradition, happy couple, hump, hyuk, japan, light switch, lots of fun, love, massive pair, MRT, noodle, notch, Open Letters, phone, public, rotary phone, schoolgirl outfits, solder, stupid, today, touch, train, Tunnel, video, workday, wtf | 53 Comments

WordCamp Philippines 2008? It Will Suck.

By Ade | Published: July 16, 2008

So let me get this straight. WordCamp Philippines? September 6, 2008? In College of St. Benilde? Pffft. This’ll be a big pile of fail. I mean PHAIL. Come on, why would I be excited that WordPress rockstar Matt Mullenweg himself is coming? Or that i.PH, the single most awesomest free blogging platform in the [...]

Posted in Uncategorized | Also tagged andrew, apathy, baddie, blogie, confetti, dinosaur, DLS-CSB, event, events, fairy wings, helga, i.ph, lauren, lingere, manila, matt mullenweg, mike, ninja, pau, philippines, pirate, ria jose, wordcamp, wordpress | 26 Comments

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