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Talking to (a very cranky) Santa

By Ade | Published: December 9, 2009

“Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! So, kid, what do you want to find in your stockings this holiday season? Come on and sit on my la-” the mall employee dressed as Santa abruptly stopped in the middle of his sentence as he looked up and saw that it was my turn. I was grinning enthusiastically [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged angry santa, chris hansen, christmas, evil santa, genies, guard dogs in malls, jessica alba, reindeer head, santa mall line booth, violent santa | 6 Comments

Re: Dear Santa

By Ade | Published: December 22, 2008

Dear Ade, I’m sorry if it took me two years to reply to that last letter you sent me. Thanks for asking about Rudolph, though. He got out of his coma quite quickly. In fact, he’s having great progress with his therapist. He now cries himself to sleep only intermittently. And his tic isn’t all [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged christmas, dick jokes, elves, kids, letter, mrs santa, rudolph, toys | 7 Comments

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