Tag Archives: foot in mouth

AdeFAIL: Fire Exits, Burping, Embarassment

By Ade | Published: September 17, 2009

There’s this small cafeteria I go to during lunch time. Aside from the fact that the food there tastes more or less home-cooked, the price is perfect for a cheapskate like me. Also, the building where the cafeteria is located is a few buildings away from my office and the place is infested with hot [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged burping, embarassing, embarassing stories, fire exit, wtf | 41 Comments

Bugsy The Talking Bunny

By Ade | Published: November 10, 2008

Random memory from 18 years ago: Apparently, I thought I was born in the year of the rabbit and had a strange obsession with the animal. Hell, I even thought my buck teeth were indicative of the fact that I am a rabbit made man (let’s keep away from the awkward furry implications from that [...]

Posted in Featured Post, Stuff | Also tagged 7 years old, embarassing, im probably losing my inheritance as i write this, lol, memory, pets, rabbit, talking rabbit | 22 Comments

Rants. Also, Sneezing

By Ade | Published: October 19, 2008

So I realized I’ve been ranting too much on this blog. Well, if you did spend the morning commute with some schmuck’s armpit stuck to your face, you’d probably be ranting as much as I would first thing when you open up your blog, but that’s beside the point. You see, I’ve had a few [...]

Posted in Stuff | Also tagged cold, failures, girlfriend, rants, sneeze, sneezing | 9 Comments

This Conversation Is A BUMmer.

By Ade | Published: September 30, 2008

Hey guys, remember Schmade? You know, that dude who gets laughed at while he buys condoms and he is so totally not me? Yeah, that loser. You see he was talking to Schnoelle (who is so totally not Noelle) just a while ago and the following conversation ensued: SCHMADE: is it just me or is [...]

Posted in Personal | Also tagged ass, bottom, bum, butts, convo, cracks, fanny, funny, schmade, schnoelle | 12 Comments

AdeFAIL: Random McDonald’s Girl

By Ade | Published: September 22, 2008

Flashback to a few months ago: So The Mordo and I were hanging out at the McDonald’s near the office. Also, we were taking shelter from the rain (and we were finding an excuse to not go back to work) when this Kylie Minogue song played on the muzak. Since we consider ourselves experts on [...]